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Nice 1.7 GPA, Stupid (Patrick's High School Transcript)

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My younger son used to like to watch YouTube videos this family of gooks in America make. The focus is the son Ryan who plays with toys and reviews new ones. Sometimes the mother (who absolutely wears the pants in the family) does science experiments with them to try to give the videos an educational air but mostly it's just the most revolting brainless consumerism. They make millions from it so good on them I guess but they're using their children and putting out nothing of value. My kid is now banned from watching it.
That faggot makes around 110k a day (give or take). I just don't get it.
 

Dani's Thick Legsters

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My younger son used to like to watch YouTube videos this family of gooks in America make. The focus is the son Ryan who plays with toys and reviews new ones. Sometimes the mother (who absolutely wears the pants in the family) does science experiments with them to try to give the videos an educational air but mostly it's just the most revolting brainless consumerism. They make millions from it so good on them I guess but they're using their children and putting out nothing of value. My kid is now banned from watching it.
The worst is the Russian dude basically making his family do these elsagate snuff videos, having his 10 year old kids wear diapers pretend to get injected by needles and shit.
 

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My younger son used to like to watch YouTube videos this family of gooks in America make. The focus is the son Ryan who plays with toys and reviews new ones. Sometimes the mother (who absolutely wears the pants in the family) does science experiments with them to try to give the videos an educational air but mostly it's just the most revolting brainless consumerism. They make millions from it so good on them I guess but they're using their children and putting out nothing of value. My kid is now banned from watching it.
my nephew loved that. my sister limited how many of them he could watch at a time because she recognized it was just brain candy
 
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my nephew loved that. my sister limited how many of them he could watch at a time because she recognized it was just brain candy
My kid behaved like a brat after watching it and, despite having a room full of toys he hardly plays with, wanted to know why he couldn't have whatever piece of plastic crap the boy had been playing with (promoting) in that episode. He's six so it's hard to explain the concept of being spoiled and delayed gratification. "You can't always get what you want" is a meaningless concept to anyone under 7 or 8.
 
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What strikes me the most about Pat's transcript is that his grades were consistently dog shit. They didn't start to slide after Pat got a driver's license and they didn't improve as he got closer to graduation with a crappy GPA. Pat is a special boy who genuinely had a hard time with school. He does a really good job of passing for not being retarded.
 
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What strikes me the most about Pat's transcript is that his grades were consistently dog shit. They didn't start to slide after Pat got a driver's license and they didn't improve as he got closer to graduation with a crappy GPA. Pat is a special boy who genuinely had a hard time with school. He does a really good job of passing for not being retarded.
I think most normal guys dip academically in those early teen years where your priorities are fitting in socially and masturbating to the point of nearly ripping your own cock off. But then, if you care about going to college, you start to realise you need to pick it up at around 16. Fat didn’t in any way. And that would be fine if he was just some guy in a dead end job who wasn't pretending to be something he's not. But he's an insufferable cunt who poses as some master of all trades, jack of none. Politics? I got this. Military tactics? I know. Rocket science? I'm your man. We always knew he was full of shit. Now we know just how much. Ds and Fs, Pat. Ds and Fs.
 
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I think most normal guys dip academically in those early teen years where your priorities are fitting in socially and masturbating to the point of nearly ripping your own cock off. But then, if you care about going to college, you start to realise you need to pick it up at around 16. Fat didn’t in any way. And that would be fine if he was just some guy in a dead end job who wasn't pretending to be something he's not. But he's an insufferable cunt who poses as some master of all trades, jack of none. Politics? I got this. Military tactics? I know. Rocket science? I'm your man. We always knew he was full of shit. Now we know just how much. Ds and Fs, Pat. Ds and Fs.
When Pat and I were growing up in flyover country, you'd get good grades during your freshman and sophomore year because you had nothing better to do than study and furiously masturbate while the hot chicks in your class were dating upperclassmen. The grades would start to slip after you got a driver's license and then they'd fall off a cliff during senior year after you've already been accepted to college. Pat's report card doesn't tell that story.
 

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He was a shit student but also argued with teachers like he knows everything. I’m sure he told his parents the teachers were always wrong when he would bring home F’s. I bet he took those science related classes because he watched Star Wars and Star Trek which in his mind made him an expert in physics and chemistry.
 

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'Renaissance Fatrick' who thinks he's a mix of Smith and Wesson, Bruce Lee, Issac Newton, Charles Dickens, Philip K Dick and Brad Pitt...
More like a mix of Raven Arms, Steven Seagal, John Money, a random selection Bulwer-Lytton winners, and Clint Howard.
Only that all of those have made some contribution to culture and society.
 

NoBacon

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once i got accepted into college, i let my grades dip. my parents were pissed but i blamed it on my mental illness which was only depression at the time.
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have you ever seen the airloom? It’s what the first recorded schizophrenic drew to explain what was happening to him, a gang used this machine to read his mind and control his thoughts.

any way, I happen to think he was right and the airloom gang existed and still exists to this day, and that certain people are open to their machinations.
 

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Airloom.gif

have you ever seen the airloom? It’s what the first recorded schizophrenic drew to explain what was happening to him, a gang used this machine to read his mind and control his thoughts.

any way, I happen to think he was right and the airloom gang existed and still exists to this day, and that certain people are open to their machinations.
yeah i watched fucking um whats his name lex friedmans podcast on it recently. fascinating stuff. for me it's just the radio and billboards and tv.
 

NoBacon

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yeah i watched fucking um whats his name lex friedmans podcast on it recently. fascinating stuff. for me it's just the radio and billboards and tv.

I think most academics are shitheads who are too arrogant to admit they don’t know anything about reality. I think a lot of mental illness is people tuning out of reality into other realities like radio waves. Different dimensions or spiritual warp worlds, I dunno - I’m open to anything.

I have a pretty respectable degree in computer science and I’m smart enough to realise I don’t know anything and don’t think I’m smart. I just know there’s more wisdom in the works of CS Lewis than any faggot atheist like Dawkins or that autistic Sam Harris guy.

It’s always mentally retarded people like Patrick who think they’re clever and that “science” is sacrosanct and think being skeptical is the same as being wise. It also doesn’t surprise me that bald gollum thing Eric Hildeman is in Mensa.
 
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