New Twitter Imposter idea

[Dummy Gaynuts]

shit'll be like pee wee's playhouse

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He would 100% respond to accounts claiming to be his couch, laptop, dirty stove etc

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He would 100% respond to accounts claiming to be his couch, laptop, dirty stove etc

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It's hard to be 'outstanding' on royalties when they're negative.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I also like “Tomlinson’sTreadmill” writing “Pat, I’m lonely up here in your half attic! I only have that weird desk and monitor to keep me company!”

 

[Jenna]

Personally I think it'd be funnier if you didn't actually use the specific Pat items.

Like @PinkBlankieOnCouch but then use this:

That's not HIS pink blankie, he can't whine to twitter that someone is impersonating HIS pink blankie. But as God as my witness, that is a pink blankie on a couch and he'll know exactly what that is referencing.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Personally I think it'd be funnier if you didn't actually use the specific Pat items.

Like @PinkBlankieOnCouch but then use this:

That's not HIS pink blankie, he can't whine to twitter that someone is impersonating HIS pink blankie. But as God as my witness, that is a pink blankie on a couch and he'll know exactly what that is referencing.

I think the moisturizer imposter would be gold. Pat! Make sure you use me so you don’t have dry skin and for when you go to your favorite websites! Don’t forget the tissues!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

What about Bernell Trammell @PatKilledMe

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Patsfatbelly - FEED ME MEALOAF CHILD!!!

Pats the true Meal Oaf of this story

 

[Stent]

Hi, Susan here. He farts in me all day. I'm his second better Mustang.

 

[guest]

I got dibs on the V6 Mustang account. Just an account with a V6 mustang engine for a pfp. Always calling out Pat lying about me being a V8, like he's ashamed of me or sumptin.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Personally I think it'd be funnier if you didn't actually use the specific Pat items.

Like @PinkBlankieOnCouch but then use this:

That's not HIS pink blankie, he can't whine to twitter that someone is impersonating HIS pink blankie. But as God as my witness, that is a pink blankie on a couch and he'll know exactly what that is referencing.

@happytimelotion

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I am Pat's pickled liver

 

[Cuphead]

Someone make one for that stupid exercise bike he got

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I want to be the (permanently) unused plyo boxes

 

[JumboYumYums]

I am Pat's stinking ass knife

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pats next shitty book