New Twitter Imposter idea

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

We’ve done a lot of fake pats which drive him nuts and leads to many laughs but how about accounts that are pieces of his property trolling him? He’s posted so many pictures of his disgusting home which would be ok to use.

For example his one food plate telling him to wash him, his fence telling him to stop being cheap and fix him, his blanket telling him to stop being smelly, his jerk off lotion telling him to make sure to remember to use, etc. Be hilarious to see him oink to block and report someone impersonating his laptop, Star Wars mug, couch, house plant, etc.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Who's going to snag the coveted 'counter top microwave sitting on the fridge' account?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Just think, even stuff like his gross hat telling him his fat head is stretching him, his bike telling him he’s getting too heavy, his couch telling him to get off, his stove telling him to clean him, etc.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Lol who is going to be “Pat’sAbusedBakingSheet”?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

UglyPinkCouchBlanket

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You could even do that girly grey sweater and complain he’s getting too fat and it’s stretching him out

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

His dirty cast iron skillet
Attic gym with an inch of dust on the equipment
Tacticool Glock
Door-mounted toilet paper dispenser
Dead lizard stuck to his ass

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pats thinning hair line is another, “Pat please get rogaine or hair plugs, we’re not going to be here much longer! Help!”

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Pocket Doors
Light On Closets
Crooked Sunglasses
Faggot LOTR tattoo
Spic Brewers Jersey that can't be buttoned

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

“Pat’sLeftCouchCushion: @stealthygeek please, please stop farting on me! It’s getting hard to breathe!!!”

 

[SensibleKeks]

The burnt Beef Wellington that he ate by himself while Niki spent Christmas with Tyrone.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pocket Doors
Light On Closets
Crooked Sunglasses
Faggot LOTR tattoo
Spic Brewers Jersey that can't be buttoned

Pat! Stop getting so fat! Our buttons can’t hold on much longer!!!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pat! Stop getting so fat! Our buttons can’t hold on much longer!!!

Brewers Jersey cyberstalker account. Report for impersonation and block.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

This goldmine of a thread is just the beginning. Ya know -- the options could be as big as ... your imagination...

*sniff*

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Catpiss Tomlinson used to be one

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pats-tinybiceps “Wrong child, we’re proof Pat doesn’t work out”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Patsfatbelly - FEED ME MEALOAF CHILD!!!

 

[NoBacon]

His shit car with enough miles to drive to the moon, he’s definitely seen some horrors

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Patswirelessmouse - “Pat! Stop bringing me to to dirty bars, I’m sticky and smell like cheap beer!”

 

[guest]

@GhettoGarageFoundation