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Am i even allowed to go along with the bit, shouldn't i ask permission of Dan first?DO DA BIT
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Am i even allowed to go along with the bit, shouldn't i ask permission of Dan first?DO DA BIT
stupid
ass
Lucy is gonna be co-host no doubt?If Dan reads all this shit and takes his podcast ball and goes home with it, then my podcast (which I promise I'll start any day now) will automatically be the #1 podcast of the forums. Either way, I win.
Our schedules clashed, but at least I'm 6'1.Lucy is gonna be co-host no doubt?
Is this @ChicopeeChip? This explains much about his simping. Look at that whimsical expression.
I haven't said anything about all of this, mostly because it's so gay, repetitive, and pointless. Sometimes it's your friends who are right, sometimes it's your enemies. Other times, everyone seems retarded. Bits, gimmick accounts, alts, and trolling all aside, what's important is annoying fat people, Jim, Sam, and Anthony. Having said all of that, I've isolated a clip from one of the podcasts that proves all the spammers right. I don't like it, but it's the truth:
looks like this is the code for payquasi calculator
https://payquasi.lol/payQuasi.js
JavaScript:// setTimeout(() => { // new bootstrap.Modal(document.querySelector('#marathon-modal')).show(); // }, 60000); document.querySelector('#p-youtube').addEventListener('click', () => new bootstrap.Modal(document.querySelector('#youtube-modal')).show()); document.querySelector('#p-lien').addEventListener('click', () => new bootstrap.Modal(document.querySelector('#lien-modal')).show()); document.querySelector('#li-marathon').addEventListener('click', () => new bootstrap.Modal(document.querySelector('#marathon-modal')).show()); document.querySelector('#li-restrain').addEventListener('click', () => new bootstrap.Modal(document.querySelector('#restrain-modal')).show()); [].slice.call(document.getElementsByClassName('modal-close-buttons')).forEach(e => e.addEventListener('click', () => window.stopVideo())); dolHR = (n) => { /** * Returns human readable dollar amount from penny amount */ n = Number(n); n = (n / 100).toFixed(2); n = numberWithCommas(n); if (n === ('-0.00')){ n = '0.00'; } return n; } numberWithCommas = (x) => { /** * Appends commas to long numbers * For instance, 1000000 => 1,000,000 */ return x.toString().replace(/\B(?=(\d{3})+(?!\d))/g, ","); } setInterval(() => { updateCount(); }, 1000); updateCount = () => { // Time in California right now const nowCali = new Date(new Date().toLocaleString("en-US", {timeZone: "America/Los_Angeles"})); // 9:30AM in California on 9/30/2021 let courtDateCali = new Date('9/30/2021'); courtDateCali.setHours(9, 30, 0, 0); let courtDateSantaClara = new Date('4/7/2022'); courtDateSantaClara.setHours(9, 0, 0, 0); // Principle amount in pennies const principle = 2373925; const principleSantaClara = 1102300; const rate = 0.1; const timeDifference = nowCali - courtDateCali; const timeDifferenceSC = nowCali - courtDateSantaClara; const msYears = (365 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000); let amount = (1 + (rate * (timeDifference)/msYears)) * principle; let amountSC = (1 + (rate * (timeDifferenceSC)/msYears)) * principleSantaClara; let totalAmount = amount + amountSC; console.log(totalAmount); document.querySelector('#counter').textContent = `$${dolHR(Math.round(totalAmount))}`; document.querySelector('#count-2').textContent = `$${dolHR(Math.round(totalAmount))}`; } playPepperoni = () => { document.querySelector(`#pepperoni`).play(); } updateCount();
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