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The leggings have surpassed the sunglasses for me.All right seriously, those sunglasses are starting to fucking annoy me.
"All we know is our backyard has a long way to go yet."
No shit.
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The leggings have surpassed the sunglasses for me.All right seriously, those sunglasses are starting to fucking annoy me.
He should get a job digging up truffles."Went on..."
"Should have taken..."
No I or we. Pat's probably not allowed in that garden because he'll dig up all the roots
He'd just eat them all.He should get a job digging up truffles.
She also hates certain demographics judging by the messages she's been sending through contact forms.Niki is actually based for never putting effort in for Pat. He doesnt deserve to have something good to look at, or have any sense of pride in his chick. She doesnt give him any. I hope she stops shaving her armpits.
Give em hell Niki
True, the dogs and pigs that do the job already are probably smarter and easier to work with.He'd just eat them all.
Cleaner, too.True, the dogs and pigs that do the job already are probably smarter and easier to work with.
So so so so you're saying a literal pig has more self-control than Pat?He'd just eat them all.
And if that Porker Lewis Can't Win post from earlier is any indication, she has the ability to look good. She chooses not to. Why gussy yourself up, lose weight, or bathe when you're just gonna be boinking Patrick Fucking Tomlinson?Niki is actually based for never putting effort in for Pat. He doesnt deserve to have something good to look at, or have any sense of pride in his chick. She doesnt give him any. I hope she stops shaving her armpits.
Give em hell Niki
Oh, there's plenty of shit, I assure you.No shit.
"Our backyard has a long way to go"
It just slowly dribbles out and down to his ballsCan you imagine these two lumps bumping uglies for all of 2 minutes, missionary style, and then pull out
Pat gurgling a pathetic load onto her pubis? Yuck.
I don’t think she gave up, looks like she never tried in the first place.Shes completely given up, what kind of lady takes no pride in making herself look good? Dragged herself out of bed, cba to shower look at her greasy scraped back hair, no doubt a dirty arsehole which will transfer to all the seats she sits on. How can one be so dour and depressive looking in a fucking zen garden??
Where can I find this picture?And if that Porker Lewis Can't Win post from earlier is any indication, she has the ability to look good. She chooses not to. Why gussy yourself up, lose weight, or bathe when you're just gonna be boinking Patrick Fucking Tomlinson?
I wish a man came along who can see Niki's a diamond in the (really) rough the way PCJ did for Ade. Niki needs a man who sees her potential. A man who gives her a reason to do her laundry for once.
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