New Pat pet lore - Boo the cat

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Adds to my theory that boys raised with cats in the house grow up to be effeminate weirdos. 'Solid predatory muscle', what a fucking nut.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

How odd - he had Boo the cat, and now he has boobs and is fat.

 

[guest]

It's perfectly normal to describe a cat as having good muscle tone and low bodyfat. Not creepy and further evidence of his attraction to cats at all.

#SaveMewler

 

[captainjapan]

What a lying sack of shit. He should be lit on fire.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Mama Raven named it Jigaboo because it was a black cat, Rick toned it down for Twitter consumption

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

"6ft wide barn owl"

Why are his lies so blatant?

 

[analeggsalad]

BOO THIS MAN!!

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!

 

[Clint Ruin]

How odd - he had Boo the cat, and now he has boobs and is fat.

It's so stupid and I fucking snorted anyways

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

That thread on Twitter needs somebody that works with owls tell him he is full of shit

 

[MonsterSteve]

Man, they should make a movie about this guy or something. He's a more retarded Forrest Gump.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The cat benched 250lbs and fought for human rights in between escorting people past nazis.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He's claiming the cat dragged a beaver trap through the snow. I can't even begin to explain how fucking stupid that is.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He's claiming the cat dragging a beaver trap. I can't even begin to explain how fucking stupid that is.

I mean beaver can weight 3 times that cat, but sure, that happened.. and aren't those fucking things anchored to something?

 

[EraGodless]

Adds to my theory that boys raised with cats in the house grow up to be effeminate weirdos. 'Solid predatory muscle', what a fucking nut.

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verbosity is the soul of wit, child.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I mean beaver can weight 3 times that cat, but sure, that happened.. and aren't those fucking things anchored to something?

They apply 90lbs of pressure per square inch. Rick is a terrible liar.

 

[fricklefrackle]

He's claiming the cat dragged a beaver trap through the snow. I can't even begin to explain how fucking stupid that is.

Those traps are tied to trees or pinned to the ground so the beaver doesn't fuck off with it. You're such a lying sack of shiT, Pat.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

A mile through a foot of snow? How would he know its a mile? Did he watch the cat step in the trap and then watched it walk the mile while not helping it? Our prized pig is sick my fellow cyberatalker children. Pray for poor lil mewler

 

[guest]

Talking about Jon's cock again.

 

[guest]

You can tell has been reading a new author when his writing style suddenly evolves over night. He's recalling this fucking house cat like Cormac McCarthy would describe Comanches.

He thinks nobody is smart enough to notice. WHY is he so bad at this?

 

[analeggsalad]

"6ft wide barn owl"

Why are his lies so blatant?

He's a bad writer. Anyone can smell the exaggeration. Meanwhile Canyon Boykin was able to fool 2 "professional" journalists and a "novelist" for 8 months and he's just a lowly police officer from Alabama who does this as a hobby