New lore?

[RickReternal]

Can you imagine how easily but badly he lied trying to move lemons?

And of course they let him go because he was a shit salesman.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

A car fax is just part of your delusions, atalker customer.

 

[Meownaw]

No you didn't Pat.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I'm starting to get the feeling that he sucks at sales. First used cars, then insurance? Time to get a job in retail, fat loser

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I'm starting to get the feeling that he sucks at sales. First used cars, then insurance? Time to get a job in retail, fat loser

He worked at Target for less than 1 full shift. He's a failure there too.

 

[Guest]

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Can you imagine how easily but badly he lied trying to move lemons?

And of course they let him go because he was a shit salesman.

linger longer, OP-child. Patrick sold a 2005 Ford GT for $250k over sticker

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

linger longer, OP-child. Patrick sold a 2005 Ford GT for $250k over sticker

Yep. He quit because they fucked him on commission LOL

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I'm glad working in insurance is so meaningful for him. I hope he grants us with his most selfless acts

 

[SFWA liaison]

here's the thread in which he oinks about selling cars

"Enter, me" ugh what a massive sissy

lots to unearth about Florida Pat still, I feel

 

[Brooke Shields]

When you've had such shit job prospects your whole life it's no wonder he'd rather be a deadbeat jobless mooch.

I mean I started small, dishwashing at a restaurant, pizza delivery during college, but once I graduated I got a very insightful position at a software company - so I know the value of a hard day's work

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

here's the thread in which he oinks about selling cars

"Enter, me" ugh what a massive sissy

lots to unearth about Florida Pat still, I feel

Delusional pig. And who cares that they sold a GT to a rookie baseball player? Jealous pig.

 

[Rudderman]

here's the thread in which he oinks about selling cars

"Enter, me" ugh what a massive sissy

lots to unearth about Florida Pat still, I feel

I tapped out after 35 minutes of reading that drivel but for fuck's sake why would you make a 70-tweet thread instead of just posting that dogshit yarn on your blog and linking it? Spare everyone the pain.

 

[NigelCumia]

When you've had such shit job prospects your whole life it's no wonder he'd rather be a deadbeat jobless mooch.

I mean I started small, dishwashing at a restaurant, pizza delivery during college, but once I graduated I got a very insightful position at a software company - so I know the value of a hard day's work

 

[RickReternal]

linger longer, OP-child. Patrick sold a 2005 Ford GT for $250k over sticker

 

[Phish]

He sold one of 10 GT40s sold that year….in the first and only 2 months he sold cars? Something smells like straight horseshit

linger longer, OP-child. Patrick sold a 2005 Ford GT for $250k over sticker

I see harry beat me to the punch. Pats a fat fucking liar about EVERYTHING

 

[T. Booth Willy]

He sold one of 10 GT40s sold that year….in the first and only 2 months he sold cars? Something smells like straight horseshit


I see harry beat me to the punch. Pats a fat fucking liar about EVERYTHING

Someone traded in their Ford GT for a used Honda. That could happen.

 

[guest]

I'm starting to get the feeling that he sucks at sales. First used cars, then insurance? Time to get a job in retail, fat loser

There's no way he doesn't suck at selling. He's immensely unlikeable, can't think on his feet and can't talk without either stuttering and muttering. He also loses his cool at the first sign of being denied or frustrated.

 

[CompoundBasement]

There's no way he doesn't suck at selling. He's immensely unlikeable, can't think on his feet and can't talk without either stuttering and muttering. He also loses his cool at the first sign of being denied or frustrated.

More than anything, fatty thinks he's above any employment in which he isn't his own boss or has subordinates he can treat like shit. He's undoubtedly been combative and disrespectful to every boss and customer who's ever been unlucky enough to have to suffer dealing with him.

 

[AliceWorquer]

You didn't learn shit in two months, faggot, except how much you suck at being an employee.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Other than the fact we verified he never worked for that dealer…it all checks out.