New guy at work is already showing to be a bad fibber.

[aRTie02150]

He overheard me and someone else talking about scrap metal values and what not and he walked by and joined the conversation with "that's crazy you mention scrap. I've been buying scrap gold and silver melting it down and cashing it out at the bank."

I said "that's pretty cool man" and the nigga I was originally talking to was looking at me trying not to laugh because of how ridiculous he sounded.


You can't bring scrap gold and silver to Bank of America and get cash or it. Liar!

This idiot seems like he's gonna be something.

 

[Diaper WOOD]

Not true. I just got back from cashing in some gold at my local branch. You really have egg on your face here.

 

[aRTie02150]

Not true. I just got back from cashing in some gold at my local branch. You really have egg on your face here.

I don't want to eat crow!

 

[Phish]

Ask him which bank then a few days later say hey i went there and they didnt know what the fuck i was talking about. You made me look like an IDIOT

 

[Andy Elliott]

He’s probably selling plasma

 

[aRTie02150]

Ask him which bank then a few days later say hey i went there and they didnt know what the fuck i was talking about. You made me look like an IDIOT

Walked in with 10 ounces of silver thinking I was gonna make some cash and left with the tellers giggling at me

 

[StlakerFatti]

call him an AIDS faggot the next time you see him

 

[St. Laker]

I'd start calling him "Auric Goldfinger" to the other salad and sandwich makers at Panera and tell them how he was plotting to nuke Fort Knox to make his scrap gold more valuable.

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

Ask him if he’s gotten anything from Walmart.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I would've been like "Isn't that called smelting?" and then make him explain it until it all unraveled.

 

[EraGodless]

He overheard me and someone else talking about scrap metal values and what not and he walked by and joined the conversation with "that's crazy you mention scrap. I've been buying scrap gold and silver melting it down and cashing it out at the bank."

I said "that's pretty cool man" and the nigga I was originally talking to was looking at me trying not to laugh because of how ridiculous he sounded.


You can't bring scrap gold and silver to Bank of America and get cash or it. Liar!

This idiot seems like he's gonna be something.

Ackshully, there are some banks that will take in gold for cash- there's not a lot of them, but they do exist.