So wear shorts, you fat fucking slob. Fuck.I forgot to mention why he says he does the pantleg thing. He's proud of his calf muscles and thinks his spindly leg will distract from the fact that the rest of him is fat and ridiculous.
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So wear shorts, you fat fucking slob. Fuck.I forgot to mention why he says he does the pantleg thing. He's proud of his calf muscles and thinks his spindly leg will distract from the fact that the rest of him is fat and ridiculous.
He does, even in the winter time. But they're not normal shorts. They're big, ridiculous JNCO Jeans shorts that are way too long and he hangs a long bandana that almost touches the floor in his back pocket like a 90s gangbanger.So wear shorts, you fat fucking slob. Fuck.
If he wore normal clothes he'd look even goofier, he'd be too focused on how "uncool" he looks to even try to be funny. His fragile nu-metal ego is the only thing holding him together.He refuses to dress normal at all costs.
That level of self loathing is probably why he’s so funny. I thought the calf thing was a joke but he kept bringing it up on the Bonfire. He really thought the LOS guys could beat a D1 athlete and an in shape half wigger in a basketball game. They got shutout if I remember correctly.It's not a bit. It is some kind of brain damage. He has wild self-image issues. He fucks with a shirt on, showers in the dark and avoids looking in the mirror. I'm not kidding, he's talked about that stuff a bunch. He always tried to hide his weird rat teeth until he got big fake ones recently and is now always flashing a big toothy smile in pictures. He was going to get liposuction on his gunt so his dick would look bigger and still might. Some dildo that was on the show Rockstar Supernova gave him a Hot Topic makeover one time and assured him that he looked cool and he's believed it ever since. When someone challenges him on that he gets so defensive that he literally gets shaky-voiced like he's going to burst into tears and then just shuts down and doesn't talk.
He does, even in the winter time. But they're not normal shorts. They're big, ridiculous JNCO Jeans shorts that are way too long and he hangs a long bandana that almost touches the floor in his back pocket like a 90s gangbanger.
He refuses to dress normal at all costs.
something like this?
I liked him on Tough Crowd. He and Nick used to have funny race arguments. I also appreciated him not really caring about doing the O&A show. Keep the boys humble.WWAW Keith Robinson? The few times that he has been on O&A he was very funny.
I liked him on Tough Crowd. He and Nick used to have funny race arguments. I also appreciated him not really caring about doing the O&A show. Keep the boys humble.
Remember when Norton was LARPing as a neocon?
That basketball game was great Gillis and Matt blew them out.That level of self loathing is probably why he’s so funny. I thought the calf thing was a joke but he kept bringing it up on the Bonfire. He really thought the LOS guys could beat a D1 athlete and an in shape half wigger in a basketball game. They got shutout if I remember correctly.
As much as I would love to give Soder the accolades and check out his new podcast, I gave his debut with Big Jay about 15 minutes in because it became the later Bonfire and wasn't impressed. Jay has fell off to a point where I just can't follow.Dan Soder is probably the nicest person in comedy and he had to leave the show because of how embarrassing Big Jay is. Bobby Kelly is a desperate faggot.
It was just a story they would have told on the Bonfire in one hour, but they did it in 30 mins because it was Soder's podcast.As much as I would love to give Soder the accolades and check out his new podcast, I gave his debut with Big Jay about 15 minutes in because it became the later Bonfire and wasn't impressed. Jay has fell off to a point where I just can't follow.
I've also heard a rumor that he is FORBIDDEN IN HEAVEN
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