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Nice try, child but those are not words. I would know I'm an author, stlaker child.No, child. They were not. They were, "Ggggggaaaahhhh!!!! Aaahhhhh!!!"
Ah yes, slowly dying in a tin minivan underwater with no way to escape or call for help. To see the Titanic through a lens. This is for when you’re a “rich” person who can’t die in a rocket launch explosion.
you people are @CQ_1 level retarded... there is a window obviously or no one would pay to go down thereTo see the Titanic through a lens
No way they brought 3 days worth of supplies for a day trip when they're using a controller from 1996 to steer the ship, funster. If Captain Mullen were setting sails everyone on board would be able to wash their hands all at once for the 96 hours .They allegedly have supplies for 96 hours but that sounds like bullshit, funster.
Thats a UFO.you people are @CQ_1 level retarded... there is a window obviously or no one would pay to go down there
Unbelievably Fucked Observers?Thats a UFO.
Ain't that the truth, funster. In diving school, they called me the Shark.No way they brought 3 days worth of supplies for a day trip when they're using a controller from 1996 to steer the ship, funster. If Captain Mullen were setting sails everyone on board would be able to wash their hands all at once for the 96 hours .
Why couldn't Dan have been on thatJune 20, 2023 Missing Titanic sub search news
Banging sounds were heard Tuesday during the search for the missing Titan submersible, according to an internal US government memo. Follow for live news updates.www.cnn.com
"McCord said sophisticated naval craft could reach the wreckage of the Titanic at a pace of about 1,000 feet per hour. At more than 12,000 feet below sea level, diving and surfacing could take a full day."
So they would need to find this metal dildo like right now to save them, and that's only if the 96 hours of air is even a real thing, funster.
I'M ALREADY DOWN HERE LOOKING FOR THEM FUCK FACE FUNSTERWhy couldn't Dan have been on that
Not "Yellow Submarine" or "Message in a Bottle"?They’re probably singing Silent Night together right about now
If I was down there, Id spend my last moments doing one last Philly Crew style huddle. Father Doris being absent as usualNot "Yellow Submarine" or "Message in a Bottle"?
Smashed into a bloody messNot "Yellow Submarine" or "Message in a Bottle"?
You can’t get the bends inside a submarine, stupidI guess the thing was basically just weighted down to make it sink and the plan was to jettison the weights to ascend. It's possible that system failed as well. Also seems really stupid - how would they manage their speed on the way up to avoid the bends?
Yeah well you can get bent inside a submarineYou can’t get the bends inside a submarine, stupid
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