Near far wherever you are...

[chocolatehellhole]

Live view on board -

 

[Meownaw]

No, child. They were not. They were, "Ggggggaaaahhhh!!!! Aaahhhhh!!!"

Nice try, child but those are not words. I would know I'm an author, stlaker child.

 

[Suetonius]

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Faaawk. Nowhere to take a shit

Ah yes, slowly dying in a tin minivan underwater with no way to escape or call for help. To see the Titanic through a lens. This is for when you’re a “rich” person who can’t die in a rocket launch explosion.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

To see the Titanic through a lens

you people are @CQ_1 level retarded... there is a window obviously or no one would pay to go down there

 

[Suetonius]

They allegedly have supplies for 96 hours but that sounds like bullshit, funster.

No way they brought 3 days worth of supplies for a day trip when they're using a controller from 1996 to steer the ship, funster. If Captain Mullen were setting sails everyone on board would be able to wash their hands all at once for the 96 hours .

 

[Suetonius]

you people are @CQ_1 level retarded... there is a window obviously or no one would pay to go down there

Thats a UFO.

 

[Meownaw]

Thats a UFO.

Unbelievably Fucked Observers?
Hammmmmmmmburger!

 

[HH Brother]

No way they brought 3 days worth of supplies for a day trip when they're using a controller from 1996 to steer the ship, funster. If Captain Mullen were setting sails everyone on board would be able to wash their hands all at once for the 96 hours .

Ain't that the truth, funster. In diving school, they called me the Shark.

 

[Suetonius]

Street Fighting Man plays but is extremely muffled

: GOOOD MORNING EVERYBODDDDDDYYYYY….or afternoon…sniff…fawkin getting hungry
: Heheheheh yeaaaaaahhhh….goodmorning everybody.
: How was your weekend Jimmy?
: It was good. I fucked a hooker and now i’m stuck in the Titanic with these two fuckin dopes.
: HAHAHhaha aHOLEEEE SHIT!!!!!!
: HUHUHUH YEaaaaauhhh…..for those of you who don’t know, we had a big fawkinn change up in the show this week. We’re broadcasting from a fawkinn sunken submarine.
: Thank god Erock isn’t with us or we’d be dead yesterday.
: HAHAHAHAHA HOLEEEEEE SHIT!!!!!!

All the while a slow pinging can be heard in the background.

 

[HH Brother]

June 20, 2023 Missing Titanic sub search news

Banging sounds were heard Tuesday during the search for the missing Titan submersible, according to an internal US government memo. Follow for live news updates.

www.cnn.com

"McCord said sophisticated naval craft could reach the wreckage of the Titanic at a pace of about 1,000 feet per hour. At more than 12,000 feet below sea level, diving and surfacing could take a full day."

So they would need to find this metal dildo like right now to save them, and that's only if the 96 hours of air is even a real thing, funster.

 

[guest]

Should've used a bathysphere tbh

 

[Meownaw]

June 20, 2023 Missing Titanic sub search news

Banging sounds were heard Tuesday during the search for the missing Titan submersible, according to an internal US government memo. Follow for live news updates.

www.cnn.com

"McCord said sophisticated naval craft could reach the wreckage of the Titanic at a pace of about 1,000 feet per hour. At more than 12,000 feet below sea level, diving and surfacing could take a full day."

So they would need to find this metal dildo like right now to save them, and that's only if the 96 hours of air is even a real thing, funster.

Why couldn't Dan have been on that

 

[HH Brother]

Why couldn't Dan have been on that

I'M ALREADY DOWN HERE LOOKING FOR THEM FUCK FACE FUNSTER

 

[NortheastPhilly]

They’re probably singing Silent Night together right about now

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

They’re probably singing Silent Night together right about now

Not "Yellow Submarine" or "Message in a Bottle"?
EDIT: HOLDONHOLDONHOLDON... What about "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Not "Yellow Submarine" or "Message in a Bottle"?

If I was down there, Id spend my last moments doing one last Philly Crew style huddle. Father Doris being absent as usual

 

[guest]

Not "Yellow Submarine" or "Message in a Bottle"?

Smashed into a bloody mess
Smashed into a bloody mess

I hope that someone finds my
I hope that someone finds my
Corpse under the ocean

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I guess the thing was basically just weighted down to make it sink and the plan was to jettison the weights to ascend. It's possible that system failed as well. Also seems really stupid - how would they manage their speed on the way up to avoid the bends?

You can’t get the bends inside a submarine, stupid

 

[guest]

You can’t get the bends inside a submarine, stupid

Yeah well you can get bent inside a submarine

 

[HH Brother]

Stepson of the billionaire-ster, funster.