Near far wherever you are...

[HH Brother]

I remember when this happened, my local news played the footage unedited. Not a great lead-in for Leno that night.

Was the Worm on? I'd rather watch the guy die twice than watch his blinky mcblink set, funster.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

C

They have found Debrie what about De cheddar mon tssss

Cheese Yuma!

 

[Dennyislife]

This guy is well connected in search and rescue st sea and is friends with two of the people on the sub. He knows his stuff. The cameras they sent down found it right away. Dead

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1671919658641833985?t=1qcRTl2XK-qptdGh1rBdVw&s=19

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[The Arm]

I was hoping that they'd suffocated while lying in their own shit and piss but it's still good to hear that they're dead.

 

[HH Brother]

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[RobertMewler]

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Good luck topping this one.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Nearly ten hours left. I give you the OceanGate anthem, funsters.

Update:

 

[HH Brother]

Any copper pipe in that thing, niggaster?

 

[RobertMewler]

How soon before the stepson pops the Cristal?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

We'll stay forever this way... floating under sea in a tin can dead.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I fell asleep listening to a submariner talk about all the potential nightmares that went on for these 5 tards. Good times. Slept like a baby.
He gulps when he starts talking about "no intelligent white men over 50" and starts cucking hard to that statement, but generally shits on it.

Going to listen to this for part of my jog. Thank you, sir.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

“And I think my spaceship knows which way to gooooo

Tell my wife I love her very much, she knowwwws”

Fawwwk, when he says by to the wife. Great song. R I fawkin P

Lot to get to today, we still got the submarine angle. Sam Morril in studio. *sniff*

 

[Jenna]

The more I read up on this, the more I'm convinced the movie is coming soon and it'll be a tragic tale about this Stockton Rush character. With the "Titanic Expert" being a side character.

He actually had a decent business plan if he would have stuck to like sunken pirate ships and whatnot in shallower waters. But you gotta chase the Titanic because it's like the Everest of the seas where all the billionaires want to go.

He'll probably be played by Tom Hanks too.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You know its official when Pat Welps

 

[HH Brother]

I want to play the submarine, funster.

 

[Meownaw]

You know its official when Pat Welps

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Shocked he didn't blame those evil Republicans like some faggots on Twitter are doing. "The republicans are the reason they skipped all the safety procedures!"

 

[PickleRickle]

I'm inspired.

 

[RobertMewler]

You know its official when Pat Welps

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There are no regulations on a private manned submersible in international waters, stupid.

 

[Dennyislife]

There are no regulations on a private manned submersible in international waters, stupid.

With no regulations if I was a us/Canadian tax payer I would ask why a hell of a lot is being spent on a fruitless search