Near far wherever you are...

[LingerLonger]

I don’t think I’ve heard anyone explain how they would get them out of there even if they did find them alive on the floor.

It depends on what they find. If they find nothing then they imploded and are dead and there is nothing you can do about it. If they find the sub intact then it is either powerless or stuck in the wreckage which is why they never resurfaced. They need to free it from the wreck and remove the weights and adjust the ballast. Then hook it to another sub and drag it to the surface before the airs runs out.

One of the ways that this submersible would adjust its ballast in an emergency was hilarious. It required the crew members to pile on each other and rotate the sub like a hamster wheel so that it turned upside down. And that would cause it to shed some weights it was carrying and make the sub lighter. As the weights would fall off the top when it was upside down and then it would float up to the surface. Cutting edge design.

 

[guest]

I don’t think I’ve heard anyone explain how they would get them out of there even if they did find them alive on the floor.

Considering where they are – if they're actually alive – I don't see how they could do it at this point. They've got about 7 hours of oxygen left, so even if they found its exact location right this minute I think they'd probably still be fucked. To find it, get to them in time, and then getting them moving towards the surface in 7 hours seems pretty unlikely to me, but I also have no idea what I'm talking about.

 

[HH Brother]

Considering where they are – if they're actually alive – I don't see how they could do it at this point. They've got about 7 hours of oxygen left, so even if they found its exact location right this minute I think they'd probably still be fucked. To find it, get to them in time, and then getting them moving towards the surface in 7 hours seems pretty unlikely to me, but I also have no idea what I'm talking about.

You can just attach a bushel of Ukrainian anti tank water balloons to the hull, funster.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

 

[Butterknife]

I don’t think I’ve heard anyone explain how they would get them out of there even if they did find them alive on the floor.

It's all theater to shield people from the horrific truth: they're fish food.

If the thing didn't already surface, they're dead. Hopefully it was an implosion and happened fast. There's a sliver of a chance (<1%) it did surface somewhere and they just haven't found it yet.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Considering where they are – if they're actually alive – I don't see how they could do it at this point. They've got about 7 hours of oxygen left, so even if they found its exact location right this minute I think they'd probably still be fucked. To find it, get to them in time, and then getting them moving towards the surface in 7 hours seems pretty unlikely to me, but I also have no idea what I'm talking about.

Probably, but it’s also pretty likely that they killed the 2 pakis early on so that may have bought them some more time.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Update on the billionaire guy’s Blink 182 obsessed son.

 

[Meownaw]

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Update on the billionaire guy’s Blink 182 obsessed son.

STEPSON

 

[HH Brother]

Nearly ten hours left. I give you the OceanGate anthem, funsters.

 

[guest]

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Update on the billionaire guy’s Blink 182 obsessed son.

This kid rules. Even with catching all the shit he has in the last few days, he still says "fuck you" and doubles down. That's a 5 sink attitude, stepsonster.

 

[HH Brother]

This kid rules. Even with catching all the shit he has in the last few days, he still says "fuck you" and doubles down. That's a 5 sink attitude, stepsonster.

If I wasn't shooting blanks and my wife wasn't a dried up husk, I'd love to have a son like that, funster.

 

[Dennyislife]

This kid rules. Even with catching all the shit he has in the last few days, he still says "fuck you" and doubles down. That's a 5 sink attitude, stepsonster.

Voice of an angel too

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1671659448866160642?t=PLfuF6WGEE268VmTY2iAzA&s=19

 

[guest]

Voice of an angel too

[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1671659448866160642?t=PLfuF6WGEE268VmTY2iAzA&s=19[/URL]

Listen to those dulcet tones happily belt out "We're dyyyiing." All in wit da stepson.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Voice of an angel too

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1671659448866160642?t=PLfuF6WGEE268VmTY2iAzA&s=19

Congrats to whoever it was that named him as an autist a few pages back

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

STEPSON

YOU HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED MANY DOZENS OF TIMES TO STOP MOTHERFUCKING ME!

 

[HH Brother]

I bet they don't even have a fluffy pillow down there, funster.

 

[Dennyislife]

Ribs shattered

https://twitter.com/ed_solomon/status/1671679029072543745?s=20

 

[Will Tate]

Ribs shattered

https://twitter.com/ed_solomon/status/1671679029072543745?s=20

The only father figure he ever knew is lost at sea, the poor boy needs comfort, alroight?

 

[Dennyislife]

The only father figure he ever knew is lost at sea, the poor boy needs comfort, alroight?

Nice try with the hate FUCKface his real dad is very much in his life

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02gy3h5VFbqa1o1wUeoRe37PGnPnanYcYx7y7moHXHaF6eg6etXpJNndER5kKU4Hm9l&id=1000064945&sfnsn=scwspmo

 

[LAZERBEAMZ]

A billionaire at the bottom of the ocean? Sounds like a good start, am I right fellas?