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NapperPS #0029 - Friday Night Marathon

Ashamed

Shamed
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Turk was fucking killing me on this one holee shit. I think if he could get hold of @Ashamed's supple, childlike little body he'd rip him apart.
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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Yeah I agree. I'm on camera and mic. He can't even call in. Fuck the ghost.
Because I don't fucking want to. I don't want to be on a fucking podcast. If I wanted to, I'd do it. I've been asked to be on a few of them, it's always no. I'm happy being a text based faggot. I've never had any desire to be on a podcast or actually speak to any of you. I've also explained why I don't even just do them as a favor or whatever; I'm half fucking deaf. Me having the 9 retards jabbering at once on the screen repeat themselves 3 times each because I can't make out what the fuck they're saying isn't going to add to anything.
 

The NaTurryl Man

Trying to make myself a thing
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Because I don't fucking want to. I don't want to be on a fucking podcast. If I wanted to, I'd do it. I've been asked to be on a few of them, it's always no. I'm happy being a text based faggot. I've never had any desire to be on a podcast or actually speak to any of you. I've also explained why I don't even just do them as a favor or whatever; I'm half fucking deaf. Me having the 9 retards jabbering at once on the screen repeat themselves 3 times each because I can't make out what the fuck they're saying isn't going to add to anything.
That sounds like a great bit.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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What the fuck did you mean you have bad news about the detox? Is that not happening? If not, fucking why? If you've just decided not to go or some retarded shit I'm going to fucking snap
Start calling liquor stores in his area, ask if "the caveman" buys Busch there. You'll pinpoint his neighborhood in a couple hours, tops. Then go get you a scalp, Billy Jack.
 

The NaTurryl Man

Trying to make myself a thing
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For fucks sake, I'd say a guy with a thousand fucking empties that are less than a year old qualifies. You need to tell them you're gonna kill yourself. Legit. That'll get the ball rolling.
He needs to tell them that he's transitioning and refusing to help him is a hate crime
 
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