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Nana will kill itself within the decade
- Thread starter CuckQueen
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He's 60, right? He looks like a drowned corpse. He's got a bum ticker, and least cirrhosis. My grandfather drank at the level or more than him and developed bad dementia not much older than him. Everyone is different, but the level of his drinking has got to put him on that path.
The brothers Cumia are on borrowed time
His skin looks like beef jerky.
Two of my favorites from the sub, don't know who said it.
He looks like he fell asleep on a gravel driveway.
Did he pop his zits with a pickaxe?
Dude I work with has cystic acne scars around his chin and jaw and he's trying to hide it with a Chaz Bone goatee.
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Dude, nobody thinks that cave dweller will make it to 2030.
Budweiser doesn't hydrate you, and Xanax doesn't give you Vitamin C.
The only protein he gets is from that sweet boy Suzy Q Sphincter Hunter. All he thinks as he looks out his hotel window, waiting for shim longingly, is "Someday my prince/ss will come back."
Budweiser doesn't hydrate you, and Xanax doesn't give you Vitamin C.
The only protein he gets is from that sweet boy Suzy Q Sphincter Hunter. All he thinks as he looks out his hotel window, waiting for shim longingly, is "Someday my prince/ss will come back."
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Nearly 2 and a half months now… Dawn just bought a new place for $290k, it would be a real shame if she lost her $60k/year no-show job and wasn’t able to afford that mortgage.