Nana will kill itself within the decade

[CuckQueen]

Nana's fortune is almost all gone, and the freakshow is pulling up stakes to head south. I think Nana will "accidentally" OD on booze and discount drugs before 2030.

 

[Snake]

McMansion has been on hold for two months now at least. And any money he was going to get was going to some sand monkey he borrowed money from.

I really hope he leaves Dawn and Joe with nothing.

 

[wbgreen]

If he can make it 7 years to Social Security eligibility, he'll be safe. Can he make it 7 years, is the question.

 

[Snake]

If he can make it 7 years to Social Security eligibility, he'll be safe. Can he make it 7 years, is the question.

He's 60, right? He looks like a drowned corpse. He's got a bum ticker, and least cirrhosis. My grandfather drank at the level or more than him and developed bad dementia not much older than him. Everyone is different, but the level of his drinking has got to put him on that path.

 

[wbgreen]

That's what we should look forward to Nana living out her final days in South Carolina. She'll be broke and feeble and and up in a shitty state run nursing home, where she will be at the mercy of underpaid nogs all day everyday.

 

[Snake]

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

The brothers Cumia are on borrowed time

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

She'll be broke and feeble and and up in a shitty state run nursing home, where she will be at the mercy of underpaid nogs all day everyday.

Two words: vascular dementia.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

His skin looks like beef jerky.

 

[Snake]

His skin looks like beef jerky.

Two of my favorites from the sub, don't know who said it.

He looks like he fell asleep on a gravel driveway.

Did he pop his zits with a pickaxe?

Dude I work with has cystic acne scars around his chin and jaw and he's trying to hide it with a Chaz Bone goatee.

 

[UnPRePared]

Dude, nobody thinks that cave dweller will make it to 2030.

Budweiser doesn't hydrate you, and Xanax doesn't give you Vitamin C.

The only protein he gets is from that sweet boy Suzy Q Sphincter Hunter. All he thinks as he looks out his hotel window, waiting for shim longingly, is "Someday my prince/ss will come back."

 

[guest]

McMansion has been on hold for two months now at least. And any money he was going to get was going to some sand monkey he borrowed money from.

I really hope he leaves Dawn and Joe with nothing.

Nearly 2 and a half months now… Dawn just bought a new place for $290k, it would be a real shame if she lost her $60k/year no-show job and wasn’t able to afford that mortgage.