Nana is itching for another Times Square incident. Slams door on obnoxious BLACK GUY at the ATM

[The Sue Deal]

“Just went to take some cash out of the ATM at 35th & 7th.”
Why? Also maybe i’m not looking hard enough but I can’t find a single ATM near 35th and 7th that: 1.) Is Anthonys bank or a general ATM 2.) Has niggers anywhere near it 3.) Is described in the story. Look at 35th and 7th and theres like no black people on street view.

“Walked in and 2 "brothas" were fiddling with the machines.”
This is another “then 5 black guys walked up to me and i said back off this ain’t your show.”

“I yelled, " what the fuck are you doing!?, I want to take some cash out!"”
No you fucking did not. First of all if you did they would probably laugh at you instead of beating you up for being an autistic retard immediately sperging on some blacks. Man who can’t handle an argument in front of him is brave in front of two black men attempting to rob an ATM.

“One got real obnoxious.”
Here it comes folks! Heres the big punchline!

“He advanced on me so I backed out the door.
When he got at the doorway I slammed the door in his face.
Hilarious! I really wish it hit him more solid but it was good enough.”
What is he talking about? Even in this situation it doesn’t make sense. This dude is advancing on you physically so you pull some Tom & Jerry shit locking him out, you go to take money out of the ATM, then what? He fucking robs you and or assaults you because presumably this shitty ATM only has one exit? How did the brave nigger slayer Anthony Cumio get his way out of the situation?

“12:57 AM”
The fuck are you doing taking money out of an ATM at 1 AM? Is he in his Lady Di crack smoking stage of alcohol dementia?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

“Just went to take some cash out of the ATM at 35th & 7th.”
Why? Also maybe i’m not looking hard enough but I can’t find a single ATM near 35th and 7th that: 1.) Is Anthonys bank or a general ATM 2.) Has niggers anywhere near it 3.) Is described in the story. Look at 35th and 7th and theres like no black people on street view.

“Walked in and 2 "brothas" were fiddling with the machines.”
This is another “then 5 black guys walked up to me and i said back off this ain’t your show.”

“I yelled, " what the fuck are you doing!?, I want to take some cash out!"”
No you fucking did not. First of all if you did they would probably laugh at you instead of beating you up for being an autistic retard immediately sperging on some blacks. Man who can’t handle an argument in front of him is brave in front of two black men attempting to rob an ATM.

“One got real obnoxious.”
Here it comes folks! Heres the big punchline!

“He advanced on me so I backed out the door.
When he got at the doorway I slammed the door in his face.
Hilarious! I really wish it hit him more solid but it was good enough.”
What is he talking about? Even in this situation it doesn’t make sense. This dude is advancing on you physically so you pull some Tom & Jerry shit locking him out, you go to take money out of the ATM, then what? He fucking robs you and or assaults you because presumably this shitty ATM only has one exit? How did the brave nigger slayer Anthony Cumio get his way out of the situation?

“12:57 AM”
The fuck are you doing taking money out of an ATM at 1 AM? Is he in his Lady Di crack smoking stage of alcohol dementia?

It's an obvious lie, all of it. It's COMPLETELY out of character for the old queen. On Twitter, he's a brass-balled badass, calmly schooling unruly FNs, but in real life he's a meek, mincing pussy, who'd immediately shrivel into a fetal ball if faced with such a confrontation. Nana slammed a door into a FN's face...LOL, sure, Nana. "He advanced on me"...he would have instantly wet himself in sheer terror, and we all know it.

 

[guest]

Who the fuck goes to an ATM? I haven’t been to an ATM in America in years.

 

[ShockJockRobot]

Who the fuck goes to an ATM?

Someone who is going to make a cash only purchase after midnight on the streets of NYC

 

[Meownaw]

Story definitely seems made up. But even if it was true, what kind of lack of street smarts does this dude have? It doesn't take a genius to figure out that if you happen upon a few guys fucking with an ATM, you don't try to investigate or reason with the folks. Just keep quiet and get the fuck outta dodge without them seeing you and go find another ATM. ATMs are insured and all kinds of people from big corporate business to regular Joes try to take money that isn't theirs; you're not a vigilante who's going to stop this mentality, Ant! This dude MUST REALLY be itching to be hospitalized or just be taken out permanently if he thinks he's gonna stop people from doing things that are none of his business. At the least, he must be itching to go on another rant that'll get him kicked off of Twitter, AGAIN.

He needs to get serious help.

He desperately wants to be in a situation to use his gun.

 

[2chapos]

"Then I pulled out muh cock and told that thug its bigger than your jawrdins homeboy!" "Then all the aryans and even the jews seig heiled me fawkin thats our fawkin atm just like the fawkin drinking fountains were 50 year ago!" Hahahaha hole shiet

 

[DMAN]

What is he talking about? Even in this situation it doesn’t make sense. This dude is advancing on you physically so you pull some Tom & Jerry shit locking him out, you go to take money out of the ATM, then what? He fucking robs you and or assaults you because presumably this shitty ATM only has one exit? How did the brave nigger slayer Anthony Cumio get his way out of the situation?

No, Anthony's story is that he was standing at the doorway about to enter, but when he saw them, he backed out to the street slowly and shouted while holding the door open. The other nigger allegedly walked up to him, and Anthony did the impossible: Slammed one of those front doors at a retail area that don't even close fast. It's literally impossible to slam a bank door. They close slowly by design.

 

[wbgreen]

He desperately wants to be in a situation to use his gun.

This makes Anthony dangerous. In his mind, he has nothing to lose. His reputation with comics is shot, the life he had since O&A is over. Shooting a black man in (what he can claim is) self-defense can make him the new Bernie Goetz or George Zimmerman, a hero to the only crowd that will still have him.

He's out at night looking for trouble. What he probably hasn't considered is that he won't be his word against a dead nig. There are cameras everywhere. Dumb nig.

 

[Kurt_Love]

It's an obvious lie, all of it. It's COMPLETELY out of character for the old queen. On Twitter, he's a brass-balled badass, calmly schooling unruly FNs, but in real life he's a meek, mincing pussy, who'd immediately shrivel into a fetal ball if faced with such a confrontation. Nana slammed a door into a FN's face...LOL, sure, Nana. "He advanced on me"...he would have instantly wet himself in sheer terror, and we all know it.

The fan who showed up at his house is a great example. Nana mentioned it as if he interrogated they guy Cia style and the guy called in so Nana admitted he basically welcomed the stranger in and kissed his ass bc he's a pussy.

And his own version of Danny Ross's friend stealing from his house party included them knowing the guy stole from him (I think his gf's cash), not calling the cops, and letting the guy leave and that was with off duty cops there to protect him.

 

[HH Brother]

He's out at night looking for trouble.

Namely AIDS, funster.

 

[JebJoh]

It really is a wonder that a man like Anthony Cumia doesn't constantly walk around with a black eye and a dislocated jaw.

Not many people punch you in the face for going home and tweeting made up stories.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This makes Anthony dangerous. In his mind, he has nothing to lose. His reputation with comics is shot, the life he had since O&A is over. Shooting a black man in (what he can claim is) self-defense can make him the new Bernie Goetz or George Zimmerman, a hero to the only crowd that will still have him.

He's out at night looking for trouble. What he probably hasn't considered is that he won't be his word against a dead nig. There are cameras everywhere. Dumb nig.

Disgraced Former Shock Radio Host Held Without Bail On Murder Charge

Former shock radio second banana Anthony Cumia, of the long-defunct Opie And Anthony radio program, was arrested by police yesterday, and charged with murder, after a mid-town shooting left a man dead. Witnesses say that the victim, Duu'Quan Washin'ton, 26, was trying to remove his ATM card from a damaged machine when a visibly intoxicated Cumia approached him, lisping various racial epithets. Cumia then pulled a gun and opened fire, killing Washin'ton instantly. Cumia fled the scene and began tweeting, which led police to his squalid Mineola apartment, where he was found by police. Cumia was taken to St. Swithins Hospital for treatment of acute alcohol poisoning, then detained upon being discharged. He is being held in Rikers Island without bail, and on 24/7 suicide watch.

When asked for comment, Cumia's older brother Joseph stated that Cumia's lengthy history of racist tweets should not be held against him. "That's Joe Biden's America for you" said the amateur guitar hobbyist, "always persecuting the whites. My brother may have said many racist things, but he was merely defending himself last night. Just like his constant pedophilia references don't mean anything, his racism had nothing to do with this case, and should be ignored by any jury". When asked if he really wanted to state that for the record, he replied "of course I do, because otherwise the libs win".

 

[JebJoh]

Some atms in the big city have a little atrium to walk into

But those doors can't be slammed, they are designed to close slowly, you can barely push them closed

 

[The Sue Deal]

When asked for comment, Cumia's older brother Joseph stated that he was not a pedophile,

 

[guest]

He probably just remembered in a drunken stupor a child memory of his F/N dad stealing from the vending machines.

 

[DMAN]

Anthony is having those moments where he goes out to bury his feelings and distract, but then he drinks... His mind is so POLLUTED, with those thoughts he tries to drown out with the Brady Bunch reruns at bedtime. When you get drunk to distract yourself from depression, All you can think about is what made you drink so you just spoil the fun for everyone.

I think this is the beginning of Anthony Season. OPIE SEASON. ANTHONY SEASON. OPIE SEASON. ANTHONY SEASON.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Hell surely win some great prizes acting like a tough tony in NYC.

Death by Nig would be a fitting coda to the saga of Tony “Nana” Two-Shirts.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

This never happened. It's just another Nana Twitter fantasy. He creates these fabulous scenarios to validate himself, but there's a zero percent chance any of it is even remotely real. The closeted bottom queen shies away from confrontations that don't even involve him, and I'm supposed to believe he's standing up to actual, real-life niggers? Sure, Nana.

This is the guy who sat at his desk frozen in fear while Kevin Brennan ran around his shitty studio knocking over stuff and chasing Geno.

So, what I’m saying is, yup I agree, these are his delusions, child.

 

[FingerofGod]

He desperately wants to be in a situation to use his gun.

In Texas they just convicted a guy who killed an antifa fag in self defense (he had an ak-47 pointed at him while he was driving through a protest) and they used his politically charged social media posts as evidence that it wasn’t self defense. I wonder if nana’s “K*** All N******” post would come back to haunt him in that case?

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

In Texas they just convicted a guy who killed an antifa fag in self defense (he had an ak-47 pointed at him while he was driving through a protest) and they used his politically charged social media posts as evidence that it wasn’t self defense. I wonder if nana’s “K*** All N******” post would come back to haunt him in that case?

That courtroom would look like the end of Miracle on 34th Street with all the printouts of his Twitter being poured on the judge's desk sent in by members of this forum.