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Nana Dealing with Bears

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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I've had to deal with the fuckers. You clap your hands and yell "GIT" like you would a dog and they haul ass. That one's particularly small too. I'd think they'd get pretty big down there because they don't need to hibernate.
 

Jizz

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I was camping once and we all drank way too many road sodas and left our food on the table. I saw this big ass bear eating everything and then I realized I had a half eaten deli sandwich and a bag of dorritos next to me in my tent! I was scared as fawk that he was going to eat me. Black bears can get big too!

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UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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It's like when sue thought I was car crashing him with 20+ Simpsons characters because I hated his politics or some shit.

No stupid, its coz he said the Simpsons was unfunny.

That still might have been the funniest time on here for me.

I felt validated by my many, many frequent re-watches of seasons 3-8.*













*We don't talk about the later seasons. Any of you speak of post-season 9 premiere, I will issue a jihad on you.

And if any of you speak highly of Mike Scully's showrunner days (HOMR gets a pass), just know that you are raping me.
 
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