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Name my first son

What should I name my first son?

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Depends what your surname is and how the name sounds with it. Like if your surname is Oxmaul don't call the kid Mike, or if it's Morrow don't name him Tom and the like. Also I'd say avoid fad/hippy names like Bodhi or River. You're just asking for them to get bullied later. Boys names should be short, preferably one syllable, and stick with the classics like John, Steve, Todd, Dan etc.

The kid's going to have to get a job someday. "Blue Harrison Neo Johnson" might sound cool when you're at some shitty Montessori parents event but would you hire that guy? Or would you give the job to James Thomas Johnson? Think about it.
 
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