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Myself with Norm in 2008

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Nice Billy Crystal hairline, stupid.
Yeah it was starting to thin out in my early 20s, I started shaving it bald shortly after unlike so many who hold on WAY too long. I have a friend who barely has anything left on top and takes all kinds of pills (not covered by any insurance) and rogaine when it’s obvious he’s hanging on to very little hair. Literally money down the drain.
 

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Woah, we're halfway there
Woah-oh! It's better to have hair
When I worked with Hulk Hogan on his reality show I got to see him without his bandanas which has his hair extensions attached. He used to tell the crew he had the finest imported hair. When he was in court over his son paralyzing that guy the judge forced him to take off his bandana or he would be arrest for contempt of court. Hulk had to show everyone he’s got next to no hair and was pissed.
 

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When I worked with Hulk Hogan on his reality show I got to see him without his bandanas which has his hair extensions attached. He used to tell the crew he had the finest imported hair. When he was in court over his son paralyzing that guy the judge forced him to take off his bandana or he would be arrest for contempt of court. Hulk had to show everyone he’s got next to no hair and was pissed.

That must have been a real shot through the heart for him, but he's to blame for being insecure about it. Hulk gives bald men a bad name.
 

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That must have been a real shot through the heart for him, but he's to blame for being insecure about it. Hulk gives bald men a bad name.
When he was suing gawker the judge didn’t mind his bandana but this was his son on trial for driving recklessly and almost killing someone who I believe was a military veteran. The judge wasn’t in the mood for Hulk and his shit so he purposely fucked with him.

I’ve read in the 80s when he and the WWF were huge Hulk had Vince tell the wrestlers they couldn’t bring up his balding on mic when cutting a promo against him. I think it was a fine-able offense and would get you in deep shit.

Bret Michaels of Poison also has the hair attachments tied to his bandana or hat. I think they even have the same extension guy.
 

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I brought my wife because I'm alpha and wanted to plan a foursome with the girls
 

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Im sure I’ll get shit for this but I got to go the premiere of the movie Edge Of Darkness at the Mann Chinese theater years ago when I lived in Los Angeles. I didn’t walk the red carpet or anything but they need people in the audience so it looks full to the stars of the movie so that’s how I got in.

That’s right, I met St Norm MacDonald and sat near St Mel Gibson for his Hollywood movie premiere. Did he stay for the movie? Probably not. But they didn’t start the movie until he walked in and took his seat. Jodie Foster was sitting a couple rows behind me and Lance Bass was there for some reason. I bet Mel said “who let that fag in?”
 
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