"My wife thinks I look my hottest with a couple days of stubble."

[HotDogJoe]

go in for a snog

Fuck that me cringe so bad. He is 100% on the spectrum - the extreme end of it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s been too busy tweeting to shave. Nice to see he’s not even trying to look for a job.

 

[Raymond]

Soulless Michael Badalucco

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

A "snog" sounds like a noise a pig would make at the feeding trough.

Like when they are deep in slop eating then they lift heads up and snog to blow the slop they got up their snout out

 

[potatopeeler63]

Nice street shitting curry boyfriend, fat-rick

 

[Ladynyahh]

Nice street shitting curry boyfriend, fat-rick

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Beard blindness? The fuck is that?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Fucking gross pRick do something with those disgusting blackheads all over your pig nose.

Hey porky next time you dye your gray head, dye it blood red. Make sure and use a bullet to get the all that 45lbs empty head of yours.

 

[captain_kamala]

who cares what some dash weh belly gyal thinks. gross.

 

[guest]

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[guest]

Beard blindness? The fuck is that?

It means he’s fat.

 

[guest]

Haha does Pat actually think he's hot?

Jesus he has the most amazing and weird disconnect with reality.

 

[Meownaw]

You aren't british you faggot but you certainly have British dental hygiene.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

He's now completely gray except that stupid tuft on top of his beach ball head. He gets grayer and fatter with each picture he posts.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Jesus, he's starting to look like late Stern-era Artie Lange.

Rajeeb it's Fatrick *cough* I can't come in and tear tickets tonight I'm sick as a dog.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

What's with the Sling Blade smile?

He cut Jon's Pringle Can Plumb in two

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He posted a picture of him looking particularly retarded to demonstrate how "hot" he looks. Lol. It's like he's trying to look stupid too. That's a straight up special needs smile.

 

[guest]

A "snog" sounds like a noise a pig would make at the feeding trough.

It took you faggots 18 comments to point out that this fat Midwestern rube said “snog”

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Many narcissists "get away" with it because they are obsessed with perfecting their body. Working out, dieting, plastic surgery - all so when they post a "sexy" shot to instagram or whatever, all the thirsty comments can stroke their ego.

But the delusion of Patrick, to be a fat ugly guy who tells everyone to accept his reality, that he is both thin and hot. Start an onlyfans, sexy. I'm tired of seeing Cuntfucker post Niko's hairy asshole, I wanna be bombarded with Patrick's sloppy shitter.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

who cares what some dash weh belly gyal thinks. gross.

She's using Gullah again.. are you having another episode?

 

[captain_kamala]

She's using Gullah again.. are you having another episode?

that's jamaican for girl who has abortions