"My wife thinks I look my hottest with a couple days of stubble."

[RobertMewler]

You misheard her, Pig. She said you're a snobby prick.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1453054573254434823

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Moon face, gin blossoms.

This buttfucker is dead before age 43.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Jesus, he's starting to look like late Stern-era Artie Lange.

 

[guest]

He's got the glassy eyes and tiny pupils thing going on again.

Did Mama Raven's special handsome boy take his psych meds today?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Sure doesn't help with the fat though.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

It helps hiding the chins

 

[wbgreen]

Fatrick, in his 40s, just now learned that facial hair can hide a fat face and weak chin.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I think I'm almost all in wit da pat hate. This tweet might be the tipping point.

A 41 year old man thinks about how he looks "at his hottest". Too bad carolmaxheinie isn't here to give the gay man's perspective on Patrick's "hotness".

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Who takes a photo like this at 41? He’s so desperate for any attention is insane. His wife never said this because he looks like a fat man baby.

 

[retard_translation_bot]

My wife agrees that the less she sees of my face, the better.

 

[guest]

What kind of teenage girl mentality is this? What does he expect the responses to be?

Ya look great! Also not fat at all!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Neither of those things happened. He’s such a faggot.

 

[Snake]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think I'm almost all in wit da pat hate. This tweet might be the tipping point.

A 41 year old man thinks about how he looks "at his hottest". Too bad carolmaxheinie isn't here to give the gay man's perspective on Patrick's "hotness".

He’s fishing for attention, no “married” man who just got back from an anniversary vacation posts stuff like this. He thinks this will get random twitter sluts to DM him. He’s starved for any attention as an example from his sperg out yesterday.

 

[guest]

I think I'm almost all in wit da pat hate. This tweet might be the tipping point.

A 41 year old man thinks about how he looks "at his hottest". Too bad carolmaxheinie isn't here to give the gay man's perspective on Patrick's "hotness".

You had to go and irritate that old wound.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Neither of those things happened. He’s such a faggot.

He’s getting zero attention from his “wife” even after a vacation. He’s fishing for twitter sluts yet he’s a creepy 41 year old man. I’ve never seen a man who took this many selfies, not even Justin Bieber takes this many.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

A "snog" sounds like a noise a pig would make at the feeding trough.

 

[stealthygeek]

"snog"

He's spent less than a week in the UK. I have friends and family who have spent years living in Europe that don't suddenly start talking like Harry Potter. Bet you anything that his accent started changing by day 3. Contrived and fat queer.

 

[guest]

"Go in for a snog"

Nice 1970s British expression, you fat idiot.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Niggernose intensifies