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My very first CP story

Jenna

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What a wack story. Did he ever set up how her supernatural powers work, did he establish the relationship with the imp of the presence of supernatural beings at any point before the final two paragraphs? No. Pedo drivel.

Also the about the author tries so hard to be terry pratchet or something

So I guess in the first story Izzy meets the imp and they become friends. Some lady cop is the co-protagonist. Izzy gets possessed by a demon (that isn't the imp) and kills all the other teenagers, the lady cop finds the imp and they work together to find Izzy. There's a really, really long car chase where the cops chase a strip club owner, but eventually they find Izzy and battle her.

I should also mention the preteen girl is topless during the final battle. The lady cop's partner "Jaws" makes sure to yank her bra off before aggressively wrestling the possessed 7th grader.

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Harry Powell

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So I guess in the first story Izzy meets the imp and they become friends. Some lady cop is the co-protagonist. Izzy gets possessed by a demon (that isn't the imp) and kills all the other teenagers, the lady cop finds the imp and they work together to find Izzy. There's a really, really long car chase where the cops chase a strip club owner, but eventually they find Izzy and battle her.

I should also mention the preteen girl is topless during the final battle. The lady cop's partner "Jaws" makes sure to yank her bra off before aggressively wrestling the possessed 7th grader.

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What a fucking weirdo. i *will* be having a conversation with him about this on Twitter.
 
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Patrick decided to write a short story from the perspective of a seventh grade girl. Immediately after mentioning her age, he talks about getting her naked.

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"Darren [sic] glanced over her lithe body, just beginning to hint at the suppleness that came with adolescence"

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And here's Patrick writing a sexual assault of a 7th grader.
What a sick asshole. Thank God Adrienne did the right thing and up and left. Imagine any child in the clutches of this creepy motherfucker. Fucking fat creepy motherfucker.
 

HalfHouseFatty

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He did actually used to have 2 mustangs and Ade had 1 mustang. It was one significantly older one and two used ones if I remember right.

Ade came down with a severe case of woman driver and totalled her mustang so badly it made the newspaper not long after she got it.
Didn't he actually own a v6 mustang at one point? How gay, they specifically make those for women.
 

Libby Son Of Loin

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He did actually used to have 2 mustangs and Ade had 1 mustang. It was one significantly older one and two used ones if I remember right.

Ade came down with a severe case of woman driver and totalled her mustang so badly it made the newspaper not long after she got it.
Pat used to make her run errands all around town.

Good thing she had the sense to be a trad wife with Jon. Now she has to terrorize the roads again
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Imager

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How comes, when discussing appetite, this best selling author doesn't know that the phrase is "whet your appetite".

Given the size of his stomach, you would think he would know everything there is to know about appetites.
 
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