My uncle tried to kill my aunt the other day

[RedHeadpw2]

Aunt is blood. She's a real crumb bum, she married this guy when he was filthy rich in the 80s. He was a grain baron, but also a twice convicted embezzler. They're both now as broke as regular people, except now she's diabetic and blind and he's a stroke victim.

Grain baron? So he's barley a count or marquis now?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Grain baron? So he's barley a count or marquis now?

he was born like that fag in 'cat on a hot tin roof' but now he's just a scrawny old faggot in boat shoes with a droopy face

 

[Udders]

He's old school. He only raised his hand after giving her his name.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I believe you're supposed to have another relative come and beat that fella up.

When my aunt got hit by her man my cousins came over and beat him up pretty bad. Left the guy deaf on one side.

But I'm Puerto Rican...

I bet you have some hot cousins right

 

[aRTie02150]

I bet you have some hot cousins right

Absolutely I do.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Absolutely I do.

Fawwwwkkk I knew it. I’ve had more Puerto Rican’s than any other race.

You’re lucky guy Artie.

 

[Heyfellas]

and he told my cousin that her husband died because she's a nigger lover.

The coal toll is real and it’s spectacular

 

[Harry Powell]

Fawwwwkkk I knew it. I’ve had more Puerto Rican’s than any other race.

You’re lucky guy Artie.

Maaaan I would never date a Rican for a million bucks.

My buddy was dating one who was the embodiment of the Puerto Rican Princess. I am sure she had her positives but she was such a pain in the ass I woulda murder-suicided my way out of that relationship one month in.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The coal toll is real and it’s spectacular

He just said that to be inflammatory, my cousin hates blacks and her husband died because a drunk Mexican t-boned his ass on the road

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

this goony bitch couldn't cut a sandwich in any direction, she's almost blind from alcoholic diabetes

Can I have her number? Or better yet just her address.