My uncle tried to kill my aunt the other day

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Apparently my uncle put a knife to my aunt's throat the other night. He's an old man recovering from a stroke, so his efficiency re: murder is pretty low. My other aunt and my cousin came to rescue the first aunt, and he called my family white trash (not untrue, but still very rude) and he told my cousin that her husband died because she's a nigger lover.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Whatever your aunt did to piss him off, I bet she'll think twice next time.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Whatever your aunt did to piss him off, I bet she'll think twice next time.

It's hard to tell, they're both retards. We had a suspicion that he was trying to kill her last year because he's the one who was giving her diabetes medicine and she had to go to the hospital for being overdosed

 

[Cuphead]

Lotta fawkin problems with that family

 

[aRTie02150]

Apparently my uncle put a knife to my aunt's throat the other night. He's an old man recovering from a stroke, so his efficiency re: murder is pretty low. My other aunt and my cousin came to rescue the first aunt, and he called my family white trash (not untrue, but still very rude) and he told my cousin that her husband died because she's a nigger lover.

I believe you're supposed to have another relative come and beat that fella up.

When my aunt got hit by her man my cousins came over and beat him up pretty bad. Left the guy deaf on one side.

But I'm Puerto Rican...

 

[guest]

Your aunt must be a real battle-axe.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I believe you're supposed to have another relative come and beat that fella up.

When my aunt got hit by her man my cousins came over and beat him up pretty bad. Left the guy deaf on one side.

But I'm Puerto Rican...

my uncle (aunt's brother) went to the house the next day to beat up her husband, but my aunt had filed a restraining order, so no one knows where her husband is operating out of

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

It's hard to tell, they're both retards. We had a suspicion that he was trying to kill her last year because he's the one who was giving her diabetes medicine and she had to go to the hospital for being overdosed

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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This man is why you drink too much wine.
Don't believe his lies.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

What a lovely family

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

But I'm Puerto Rican...

What's that mean? Are you a self-aware mud person?

 

[guest]

That'll learn her to cut his sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally. Insolent bitch.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That'll learn her to cut his sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally. Insolent bitch.

this goony bitch couldn't cut a sandwich in any direction, she's almost blind from alcoholic diabetes

 

[Dennyislife]

Which one is blood. If the man is then he was driven to it by her if the woman is he's a piece of shit. That's how it works.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Which one is blood. If the man is then he was driven to it by her if the woman is he's a piece of shit. That's how it works.

Aunt is blood. She's a real crumb bum, she married this guy when he was filthy rich in the 80s. He was a grain baron, but also a twice convicted embezzler. They're both now as broke as regular people, except now she's diabetic and blind and he's a stroke victim

 

[LingerLonger]

She enticed him.....his whole life.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Sounds like a real ass dude to me.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

he told my cousin that her husband died because she's a nigger lover.

Your uncle is fucking based.

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

Thats awesome man tell him if he ever wants to hang out we can trade pills

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Whatever your aunt did to piss him off, I bet she'll think twice next time.

Your aunt must be a real battle-axe.

Sounds like a real ass dude to me.

Your uncle is fucking based.

Fawk, beat me to all the good ones!

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