My review of Having Unprotected Sex with a Zoomer (2023) (Gassers DO NOT read)

[Harry Powell]

I honestly thought you were in your 50’s

How old a fella are ya, Harry?



My nigga!

Just turned 39 brotherman

 

[NoBacon]

Did you do my tip of making her watch you enter her while making her tell you what she sees.

It always gets rave reviews.

 

[Harry Powell]

Did you do my tip of making her watch you enter her while making her tell you what she sees.

It always gets rave reviews.

I didn’t have her tell me what she sees. What’s the verbiage you use to propose that?

I did position us so she could watch and that was a big hit

 

[NoBacon]

I didn’t have her tell me what she sees. What’s the verbiage you use to propose that?

I did position us so she could watch and that was a big hit

Just get in the moment, here’s some stuff I do which they always like.

Kiss them and tell them they can’t kiss you back, make them say please and thank you, thrust a bit harder if they aren’t being polite enough.

I don’t even enjoy it that much, it just works a treat. What women say they want versus what they want versus what they really want are three hugely different things.

 

[PickleRickle]

Not letting them cum is always fun. Bringing her right to the edge and then denying it. Gets them begging like crazy. Not letting her cum unless its in some specific position, or maintaining eye contact the entire time, etc. Yee.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Did you do my tip of making her watch you enter her while making her tell you what she sees.

It always gets rave reviews.

I don't get this one? What are the broads supposed to say. "It looks like a cock but smaller entering me."

 

[NoBacon]

I don't get this one? What are the broads supposed to say. "It looks like a cock but smaller entering me."

Not describe it like she’s recounting a robbery, just like “do you like seeing yourself get fucked slowly?” And making her say “yeah, I love it” or whatever.

I don’t know, just get into it, if you do it with confidence it goes down great.

 

[HH Brother]

Someone is going to come across that delicious asshole you posted and recognize it, causing your imminent doxing. Enjoy prison.

I already know who she is, hellholster.

I used pimbrowneyes.

tss

 

[bantadant]

Not letting them cum is always fun. Bringing her right to the edge and then denying it. Gets them begging like crazy. Not letting her cum unless its in some specific position, or maintaining eye contact the entire time, etc. Yee.

When you're on top of her hold her hands up behind her head and then rub your dick on her pussy but don't stick in it. Had one chick that would got absolutely nuts for this- bucking her hips and begging to get fucked.

 

[Harry Powell]

When you're on top of her hold her hands up behind her head and then rub your dick on her pussy but don't stick in it. Had one chick that would got absolutely nuts for this- bucking her hips and begging to get fucked.

I do this all the time. I pin both their hands up above their head and don’t let them free, then you do the tease. A+ move brotherman

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

With each thrust I thought of a different brotherman that supported me in this journey.

Both times I came I thought of Flavia, instant eruption.

The first load was so insane I wanted to take a picture. 4 years of no sex, 2+ weeks of not beating off, and the finest Brazilian bride in my mind made quite the mess

Did you think of Chef Adam Libby at all?

 

[Harry Powell]

Did you think of Chef Adam Libby at all?

Yeah, at the start when I wanted to get it up initially

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Not sure if it's been asked and answered, apologies if so... but how fat was she?

 

[PickleRickle]

When you're on top of her hold her hands up behind her head and then rub your dick on her pussy but don't stick in it. Had one chick that would got absolutely nuts for this- bucking her hips and begging to get fucked.

Thats my signature move.

 

[guest]

Having sex? That's your bit?

 

[Hello Oneal!]

I’m just gonna go for the ride. I don’t have it in me to use someone for sex or block or ghost people.

I like her, I just have to see how crazy she is and how much the age gap turns out to bother me.

Yeah we talked, she texted me. But I’ve established a precedent from minute 1 where we only really message to set up a date, I don’t need a pen pal.

Fuckin' A! Congrats, man!

 

[bantadant]

Yeah, at the start when I wanted to get it up initially

Did you give yourself a "Not Bad!" when you blew your load? We need a chef Adam emoji or react for the board

 

[guest]

I make them read from the Book of Mormon while I penetrate.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Hey Harry

She even really exist?

 

[Harry Powell]

Pulled a Dougie about 8 hours ago, except I’m not gay about it.

NO condoms, NO Plan B, MY seed