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Fuck that old guy for taking pride in his home!
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My old ass neighbour is sweeping his driveway like he does every morning
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I know. YOUR DRIVEWAY CAN'T BE ANY CLEANER YOU FUCK
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Old fella's got to do something or he'll keel over.
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Sometimes I think about just sitting in a recliner for the rest of my life. Pissing and shitting myself. Never changing. Fusing to the chair. Having to be removed via forklift. That's the life. That's the dream.
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My kingdom is glorious.
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A yard full of smoldering shrapnel from randomly blown up objects (and critters?) along with piles of rusty tin cans destroyed by slingshot pebbles? Jeff Foxworthy would call that glorious.
And soon a moldy La-Z-Boy recliner left out in the rain to wash off the shit and piss stains (assuming Abe ever gets out of the chair to grab another Molson or Labatt.)
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No way you'll do it properly. He'll just have to redo it.
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I that shit well away from the house and I try to clean up after myself the best I can. My yard yard is actually nice looking and then the further you go there's like wind-chimes made of bones and skulls in the trees like Texas Chainsaw Massacre shit. And they're not pebbles, FUCKFACE. They're steel or clay balls.A yard full of smoldering shrapnel from randomly blown up objects (and critters?) along with piles of rusty tin cans destroyed by slingshot pebbles? Jeff Foxworthy would call that glorious.
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Woman moment
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Getta load of the pebbles on this fawkin guy
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YOU COME INTO MY NICE THREAD AND YOU MAKE FUN OF ME??? THIS THREAD IS FUCKING OVER! EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!Getta load of the pebbles on this fawkin guy
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Dat's like a fawking yard dats twice as big!
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Wheres old man at so he can sweep you off stage?
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That's rich coming from someone who starred in "Me and the Kid."
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Hey! That is a touching tale of love, sacrifice and Stockholm Syndrome! It was actually my idea to have Danny Aiello come back at the end and have the kid leave his family and run off to Mexico forever with the guy who previously kidnapped him. Did I get a writing credit? NO.