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Get a life, fag.
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My old ass neighbour is sweeping his driveway like he does every morning
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One day I'm gonna go sweep his driveway before he even gets up so when he goes to do it he'll see it's already done and be like "Well, fuck."
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I bet he's thinking, "Oh god it's that Abe Vigoda fag watching me sweep again. Why doesn't he find something else to do and get a life?"
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Hey old man! I'm your neighbor! May I remind you that you that you can't use an escalator correctly!
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I have big fires all night and blow shit up. I'm the biggest nigger in the neighborhood and I don't see anyone taking that crown in the near future.
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That apparently happened to my grandmother once. This GIF made me experience generational trauma.Hey old man! I'm your neighbor! May I remind you that you that you can't use an escalator correctly!
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I was just standing there smoking a cigarette and staring at him. Gave him a nod and a "fuck off" under my breath.
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Breakdancer could be everywhereHey old man! I'm your neighbor! May I remind you that you that you can't use an escalator correctly!
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He could be doing those busy work activities because he is lonely. Why don't you go be his friend?
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I bet he says nigger more than we do
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That's literally what it is. If I swept his driveway before he got to it it'd ruin his day.
And I won't be his friend because he's an old pussy and I can't be associated with weakness.
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he wanted it to take him upwards, & it did do. I don't see the problem hereHey old man! I'm your neighbor! May I remind you that you that you can't use an escalator correctly!
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why's his driveway so dirty?
glue some stuff to it to see how he handles it, maybe just a penny and a few pebbles
glue some stuff to it to see how he handles it, maybe just a penny and a few pebbles
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Is he Japanese (2:45)?
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It's the cleanest goddamn driveway I've ever seen.
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White. Old. Church-goer. He sometimes cuts through part of my property when he goes for walks and I don't give a shit but one time I almost accidentally shot him with a slingshot because I couldn't see him and he couldn't see me. I walked over to pick up the cans and he was standing there frozen and looked terrified. I was like "Holy shit. I'm sorry, I didn't see you." and he was just frozen for a few more seconds and then was like "Nice day, huh?" I think I stopped his heart and he rebooted. Thank fuck it was a slingshot.
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Put some crisco on his front steps.
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It looks like Joe's been MIA lately because he's been getting more hairplugs at the Wilmington Mall.Hey old man! I'm your neighbor! May I remind you that you that you can't use an escalator correctly!