I recently had a heart scan as my cholesterol shot up the last 2 years due to me eating a shit ton of eggs, but to be on the safe side I twisted my doctors arm into ordering a heart scan. 0.0 calcium and healthy valves, so I won’t be having a heart attack anytime soon, but the cock sucking doctor that reviewed the scan also put down “Mild gynecomastia left breast”, I was besides myself and asked my doc “What the fuck is this bullshit! I ain’t got no tits!” He replied “lol, chill bubs! It’s probably just some winter fat, I’m sure you’ll burn it off by summertime. Eat more fruits and vegetables”
Motherfuckers…