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My ground turkey is 5 days past expiration, should I make taco meat out of it?

Make taco meat?


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Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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It looks kinda grey, but then once you cook it the grayness goes away

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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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I was so fixated on the disgusting meat I didn't see the dirty stove and counter.
I'm a slob so I didn't think it would be karmically appropriate to point out. The walls of my glass house are covered in spaghetti sauce as is, no need for stones. I do keep my toilet absolutely spotless, though. Flavia herself would weep.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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You know you're going to do it anyway. Nice backwards feet.
THAT THE BIT!

I demand that this be addressed immediately. Why are they like that, Brooke? Who stands like that at a kitchen counter?
I was just being cheeky, I didn't expect someone to see it immediately. I don't have backwards feet haha that'd be crazy, I don't
 
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