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My friend who "died" during his surgery said he went to the afterlife and that all his friends are going to Heaven "except one".
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You should show up and sob and not acknowledge anything he says, then ask for a moment alone with him and start tearfully smothering him with a pillow like he's a vegetable.
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This is no way for you to live..."
"What? Dougie, I- hhhhhmmmmmmrrrrrfffff!!!"
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Just let go brother! Go into the light! "
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This is no way for you to live...""What? Dougie, I- hhhhhmmmmmmrrrrrfffff!!!"
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Just let go brother! Go into the light! "
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The kind of god who reveals things to other persons. What's a "prophet", bootlipster?
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"Duhhhhh how could an angel know that? What would he do - talk to God or something?"
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He forgot the part where Jibril reveals the Quran to Muhammad
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Muslims are incapable of making arguments 1/1000000000000
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Boring conclusion:
I spoke to him on the phone. He said the same story his chick did, and I said it was just a dream and he's gay for dreaming about me. He said he could see what was happening in the operating room and I said yeah, your brain concluded they were operating in the operating room, retard.
I spoke to him on the phone. He said the same story his chick did, and I said it was just a dream and he's gay for dreaming about me. He said he could see what was happening in the operating room and I said yeah, your brain concluded they were operating in the operating room, retard.
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Did you at least virtual rape him?
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