My freinds boyfriend killed himself today

[Cptbaldopie]

She came home and saw the pendulum swing back th other way. I'm finding it hard to talk ro her and she is the closest thing I have to a daughter. I just don't know what to say.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I wasn't hoping for advice. This was more of a getting shit off my chest post.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Tell her to just hang in there

Then do the bah dum tiss drum roll

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Tell her to just hang in there

Then do the bah dum tiss drum roll

But seriously I'm loofor real advice here

 

[guest]

Tell her to just hang in there

Then do the bah dum tiss drum roll

Jokes at his expense?

That's low-hanging fruit...

 

[CumiaPoodle]

She came home and saw the pendulum swing back th other way. I'm finding it hard to talk ro her and she is the closest thing I have to a daughter. I just don't know what to say.

I miss read this at first and Collin excuse me.

 

[Guest]

You have a female friend that's like a daughter to you? How the fuck does that happen?

 

[DMAN]

You have a female friend that's like a daughter to you? How the fuck does that happen?

He lives in the retirement home and she gives him special massages during every bubble bath.

 

[Turk February]

You should say something like - "Hey, cheer up! He's the lucky one, he doesn't have to deal with this economy, am I right?" Then slap her on the back, point at her with both fingers and go "maybe we're the dummies for sticking around"

 

[Guest]

He lives in the retirement home and she gives him special massages during every bubble bath.

I'm guessing he's a trucker and she's his lot lizard sugar baby.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Why did he do it? Thoughts and prayers

 

[Dog Eater]

Tell her you’ll ‘service’ her going forward while wiggling your eyebrows.

 

[Bullhauler Bob]

Lotta fawkin problems in this thread  sniff

I guess it's one of those things, unless you've been through it yourself you can't fully understand how your friend is feeling.

Be there when she needs you to be, give her space when she needs it. If you're the *fun guy* she hangs with for some loffs, keep being that. Sometimes people have their fill of consolation and just want someone to be with who will help them forget about their troubles, if only for a fleeting moment.

That's what I'd do anyway, brotherman

Say  be again, stupid

 

[Cptbaldopie]

You have a female friend that's like a daughter to you? How the fuck does that happen?

Honest awnser. I was married didn't give a fuck about getting laid and a bartender I would go to was working. Some dod said some fucked upnshut to her and this is why she told me " you looked at him and said I'm her father so fuck off"since then she's been my cockain riddled stripper/ bartender daughter

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Why did he do it? Thoughts and prayers

They broke up a couple weeks ago. Didn't realize he's that much of a fGgot

 

[CQ Beans]

She came home and saw the pendulum swing back th other way. I'm finding it hard to talk ro her and she is the closest thing I have to a daughter. I just don't know what to say.

You don’t need to say anything. Just let her vent, cry, whatever.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Way to kill yourself Thanksgiving night and ruin everyone else's lives moving forward. Selfish cunt.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

You don’t need to say anything. Just let her vent, cry, whatever.

And fuck her good so she may forget

 

[Guest]

Honest awnser. I was married didn't give a fuck about getting laid and a bartender I would go to was working. Some dod said some fucked upnshut to her and this is why she told me " you looked at him and said I'm her father so fuck off"since then she's been my cockain riddled stripper/ bartender daughter

Holy shit! I've never actually met or talked to one of those paypig simps all the kids talk about these days!

Would you ever fuck her if she "wanted it"?

 

[Guest]

You don’t need to say anything. Just let her vent, cry, whatever.