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My favorite Rick lie/anecdote

Clint Ruin

Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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Shane Gillis said:
those are good but mine has to be the Brotosaurus one
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This one is my favorite, because professional author Patrick S. Tomlinson wrote "tactic acceptance".
 
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Uncle Floyd

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It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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The Dead Cuban said:
It's just preposterous. A couple of muzzie broads were on the curb, and miraculously Richard and six others of various racial makeup were there in seconds to help. Were they all outside in the dead of winter, or watching through their windows in case some brave and beautiful women in hijabs got stuck? Fucking ridiculous.
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With shovels in hand!
 
FranksWirecutters

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Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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AntsBatteryCharge said:
It's a made up story, but I can't help noticing that he said he grabbed a shovel and they left 15 minutes later. He didn't say he shoveled snow or helped in any way. Pat even puts his technicality loopholes in his completely fabricated stories. We know your tricks, Pig.



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Is it possible that the story is really about honor killing them because those people shouldn't be driving without their husband? Seems Islamophobic and a hate crime. Can reddit guy confirm that Patrick raped and murdered 2 Muslim women?

Anyone else can confirm it for me. I'm not picky.
 
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None of it makes any sense and has weirdly specific details, just like every single lie Pat tells.

What does "stopped short" mean? Did they hit the brakes in the snow and there was enough grip to come to a normal halt? It's an intersection. Cars tend to brake there. People expect it. If they slammed on the brakes and stopped quickly there must have been plenty of grip.

The car ahead braked and two Muslim women just drove into a snow bank to avoid the car. The women were following too close and/or going too fast in that case. The Muslim woman driver's reaction is to spear off the road rather than brake which indicates they had actually tire grip enough to brake and inexperienced drivers don't tend to do more than hit the brake, not to mention there was enough grip for the first car to stop suddenly as well. People don't drive into things deliberately when they could just brake.

There was snow piled up at an intersection deep enough for the car to get stuck at a low speed. Enough that the car swerved into it and became so embedded it took half a dozen people with shovels to get it out.

Half a dozen people just standing there and shovels ready to go. At an intersection where unemployed drunk Pat also happened to be standing for no reason in the middle of winter taking note of what's going on with traffic.

Why does Pig think that digging cars out of snow bridges the racial divide and unites humanity? It's always cars with this baby child. So many unlikely stories revolving around cars that only happen to Pig, only when he's alone, and without his phone to take a photo. This is a Torque Wheeler porky if ever there was one. How many shit skins did your Lucas Oil salesman father kill drunk driving?

How could he tell who the Hispanics were unless they were saying "Ay carumba! El porko gordo!" and dancing around a sombrero? Were they so Hispanic looking even with hats and scarves covering them the Pig couldn't help but notice?
 
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Does anyone have the tweet saved where he posted a selfie from a football game and had to mention how amazing it was he was cheering with a Jewish lawyer, a black gay nurse, homosexuals, and whatever other minorities he shoehorned in? I can't find it, so it may have been the Facebook era when he got banned from Twitter before having a conversaTion about it.

Always gave me douche chills to imagine how uncomfortable it'd have been to be one of those people and see Fat take a selfie then write about you on social media.
 
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