My drunk 62 year old neighbor fell on his head twice

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I told him not to take a shower but he insisted. Fell and hit his head.

Is he Curly or Moe? What the fuck is happening here?

 

[guest]

Do you live in Bisbee, AZ by any chance?

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

What the fuck is happening here?

Her neighbor fell and hit his head.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Get him a retard helmet but make sure it's an embarrassing colour to remind him that he's a burden.

 

[captain_kamala]

Get him a retard helmet but make sure it's an embarrassing colour to remind him that he's a burden.

I showed him the pic he said ok cool, I'd rather have it in red. Totally getting him one.

 

[bantadant]

The first time me and two dudes carried his unconscious body into his house and onto the couch. Shined a light on him and he woke up like get the fuck off of me and seemed perfectly fine.

Left to go to the store, came back his roommate flags us down in the driveway makes us come back this time he's on the floor with a puddle of blood by his head. Pick him up and put him on the couch again.

About 2 hours later the roommate decides he needs to call an ambulance. Police show up first and he's very combative. Fuck you, get out of my house. Paramedics and a damn firetruck comes, he's the same way with them. They said he could very well have a brain bleed and die but they can't do anything about it if he won't cooperate.

The roommate was begging the police to take him and they said no he doesn't have a mental illness, we can't do that. I was like damn. Because they've definitely taken me before.

That's all. Good night.

Can't believe you guys SWATTed him

 

[captain_kamala]

Well I hung out with him in the morning, he said he was dizzy. Went to bed about 10 hours ago. I had the roommate confirm he's breathing I really don't know what to do from here

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Her neighbor fell and hit his head.

Like 27 times. The fucking guy needs a full face motorcycle helmet.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It may be best if you just let this old fucker go to the light. He's just gonna keep bouncing his stupid old head off the ground.

I was tap dancing at 90 for fuck's sake. This guy's a retard.

 

[captain_kamala]

It may be best if you just let this old fucker go to the light. He's just gonna keep bouncing his stupid old head off the ground.

Yeah he was saying suicidal things. Good times.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

the paramedics are a bit shit; people with a head injury can be combative

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah he was saying suicidal things. Good times.

Well, you could call the cops about that one if you're able to bring yourself to snitch in order to save a man's life. Then again, the cops would probably just show up and be like "did you say suicidal things?" and he'd be like "no" and they'd leave.

 

[guest]

Maybe see if you can get a priest or pastor to come around - you might scare his ass into seeking help.

 

[guest]

I'm like the king of bad good advice.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just tell him Abe Vigoda said he needs to go to the hospital. Yes, THE Abe Vigoda. Beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen, Abe Vigoda.