My dick and balls are filthy AMA

[guest]

What’s your trick? I can go one day. After that my cock smells like a ferret cage submerged in oyster water.

sedentary life
avoiding dairy
airconditioditing

 

[CumiaPoodle]

sedentary life
avoiding dairy
airconditioditing

There used to be this girl who would tell me to let my dick and balls marinate before fucking. She would sniff it take a deep breath and start sucking. Crazy as fuck though, it’s a tough one man.

 

[guest]

There used to be this girl who would tell me to let my dick and balls marinate before fucking. She would sniff it take a deep breath and start sucking. Crazy as fuck though, it’s a tough one man.

Fawk I love primal women, she could never call you out for being a slob after that.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

What’s your trick? I can go one day. After that my cock smells like a ferret cage submerged in oyster water.

Not washing up after jerking off is the culprit. I only jerk off once a year because I'm an Old Testament Sex God but if I don't give the lil' devil a good cleaning afterwards, it gets a little funky. The heathen!

If you're stinking after a few days of not showering and you aren't whacking it, there may be something else at play. Try acidified body wash. It's pH-balanced w/ mandolic acid (or some shit like that) and it helps. Put a little on your dick and balls, lather and rinse in the sink.

But consider showering. Your ass is probably rotten, too.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Fawk I love primal women, she could never call you out for being a slob after that.

Oh boy it was Fawwwkin great. And I would love when her asshole was a little spicy. I’m a bad man.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

If I jerk off w

Not washing up after jerking off is the culprit. I only jerk off once a year because I'm an Old Testament Sex God but if I don't give the lil' devil a good cleaning afterwards, it gets a little funky. The heathen!

If you're stinking after a few days of not showering and you aren't whacking it, there may be something else at play. Try acidified body wash. It's pH-balanced w/ mandolic acid (or some shit like that) and it helps. Put a little on your dick and balls, lather and rinse in the sink.

But consider showering. Your ass is probably rotten, too.

Spot on. I Jack off twice before bed and I know I have the worst smelling cum god has ever made. My ass armpits are always good but the fucking dick and balls that satan must have. Thank unc.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Can i lick them clean for you?

 

[guest]

Can i lick them clean for you?

WTF is going on with brothermen?

 

[alkiefuck2]

WTF is going on with brothermen?

he's just wanting a lil taste

 

[Brooke Shields]

describe the smell
what can you compare it to?

Mine doesn't smell right now, but I would need to get a whiff in real time to truly give a description of the stench

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Trim your goddamn pubes and use lotion, not just to jack off but after the shower

Also, wash your dick off after you cum, you fucking animal. Between the balls too.

Lemme guess you wipe it on a rag like members of a certain community

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

he's just wanting a lil taste

Can you blame me?

 

[guest]

Can you blame me?

Lil bit, lil bit.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Spot on. I Jack off twice before bed and I know I have the worst smelling cum god has ever made. My ass armpits are always good but the fucking dick and balls that satan must have. Thank unc.

What does your ass armpits usually smell like?

 

[Milk74]

What’s your trick? I can go one day. After that my cock smells like a ferret cage submerged in oyster water.

Great thread.

 

[guest]

I can get away with 3-4 days not showering...maybe even 5 during the winter.

The smell of a somali/ethiopian mutt after 4 days of not showering must be intoxicating....
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