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My cat scratched me and I got an infection on my knee.

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Dogs are the missing link to the transhumanist agenda.

Why do domesticated cats look and behave similarly to wild cats? Because their "fitra" remains intact. Why are dogs so fawkin different from their wolf ancestors? Because something warped and esoteric and beyond our understanding happened to induce Canine domestication.

Why an accelerated need for a pet dog in every home? Sometimes as surrogates to real children?

"Man's best friend' indeed. There's a reason angels don't enter homes with dogs present inside (not stated in Islamic scripture but alluding to dogs' souls, aka "fitra" being fucked with/terraformed).
 

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Dogs are the missing link to the transhumanist agenda.

Why do domesticated cats look and behave similarly to wild cats? Because their "fitra" remains intact. Why are dogs so fawkin different from their wolf ancestors? Because something warped and esoteric and beyond our understanding happened to induce Canine domestication.

Why an accelerated need for a pet dog in every home? Sometimes as surrogates to real children?

"Man's best friend' indeed. There's a reason angels don't enter homes with dogs present inside (not stated in Islamic scripture but alluding to dogs' souls, aka "fitra" being fucked with/terraformed).
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Dogs are the missing link to the transhumanist agenda.

Why do domesticated cats look and behave similarly to wild cats? Because their "fitra" remains intact. Why are dogs so fawkin different from their wolf ancestors? Because something warped and esoteric and beyond our understanding happened to induce Canine domestication.

Why an accelerated need for a pet dog in every home? Sometimes as surrogates to real children?

"Man's best friend' indeed. There's a reason angels don't enter homes with dogs present inside (not stated in Islamic scripture but alluding to dogs' souls, aka "fitra" being fucked with/terraformed).
This nigga about to start preaching how white people were created by a demon
 
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