Hurt to walk for a day or two. It's what I get for not clipping their claws, little bastard.
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My cat scratched me and I got an infection on my knee.
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She has one, she climbs in my lap while I am at the desktop, she lost her footing one time and tried to use my knee to stay secure.
I regularly let my cats grab my fist and kick the shit out of my forearm with their back legs. I get pretty scratched up. They must grow to be warriors.
I'd sell that thing to a Chinese restaurant. Fuck cats that can't behave. 
I refuse to let you insult my cat like that, it's my fault I didn't tend to her nails, what is she gonna do about me being lazy? I was in the wrong Torque not my cat!I'd sell that thing to a Chinese restaurant. Fuck cats that can't behave.
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Nice shit-filled wound, stupid
I'll have you know that litter box stays clean because I have a robot one, but god damnit now you've scared me and make me want to do another check up, fuck you.
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It's not clean when the cat is burying its shit after it drops a load.
I only suggested your beloved pet should be devoured by Orientals, no need to make things ugly by bringing car crashes into the equation, mister.
I have no way to refute you and I feel more disgusted with my irresponsible actions.
I scratched my knee man, I scratched my knee man, I scratched my knee man, I scratched my knee dude.
I also test my pets regularly. If they can't fight me then they can't defend the property. I don't want to see another cat near the fence. Do your fucking cat duty!
Dogs are for attention starved fags. Imagine some little faggot following you around trying to sniff your asshole, drooling everywhere, pissing and shitting all over the place. What a waste of time. And then they just die. Who came up with that?