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Hurt to walk for a day or two. It's what I get for not clipping their claws, little bastard.
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My cat scratched me and I got an infection on my knee.
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She has one, she climbs in my lap while I am at the desktop, she lost her footing one time and tried to use my knee to stay secure.
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I regularly let my cats grab my fist and kick the shit out of my forearm with their back legs. I get pretty scratched up. They must grow to be warriors.
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I'd sell that thing to a Chinese restaurant. Fuck cats that can't behave. 
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I refuse to let you insult my cat like that, it's my fault I didn't tend to her nails, what is she gonna do about me being lazy? I was in the wrong Torque not my cat!I'd sell that thing to a Chinese restaurant. Fuck cats that can't behave.
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Nice shit-filled wound, stupid
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I'll have you know that litter box stays clean because I have a robot one, but god damnit now you've scared me and make me want to do another check up, fuck you.
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It's not clean when the cat is burying its shit after it drops a load.
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I only suggested your beloved pet should be devoured by Orientals, no need to make things ugly by bringing car crashes into the equation, mister.
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I have no way to refute you and I feel more disgusted with my irresponsible actions.
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I scratched my knee man, I scratched my knee man, I scratched my knee man, I scratched my knee dude.
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I also test my pets regularly. If they can't fight me then they can't defend the property. I don't want to see another cat near the fence. Do your fucking cat duty!
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Dogs are for attention starved fags. Imagine some little faggot following you around trying to sniff your asshole, drooling everywhere, pissing and shitting all over the place. What a waste of time. And then they just die. Who came up with that?