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My cat scratched me and I got an infection on my knee.

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Chive Turkey

Erock Army Desserter
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I refuse to let you insult my cat like that, it's my fault I didn't tend to her nails, what is she gonna do about me being lazy? I was in the wrong Torque not my cat!
I only suggested your beloved pet should be devoured by Orientals, no need to make things ugly by bringing car crashes into the equation, mister.
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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I regularly let my cats grab my fist and kick the shit out of my forearm with their back legs. I get pretty scratched up. They must grow to be warriors.
I also test my pets regularly. If they can't fight me then they can't defend the property. I don't want to see another cat near the fence. Do your fucking cat duty!
 
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