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My buddy's kid is getting a guitar for Christmas!!

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
What if I just haunt you real hard? I can still kill myself over and over but it hurts a lot. I'd rather just slip my arthritic penis in your mouth every night while you're dreaming of mutated sheep jumping over the Chernobyl fence or whatever you people dream of. And then YOU'LL be the gay one.
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Ghosts don't work on me - I'm atheist.
 
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Lamont & Tonelli said:
If this isn't real and you don't post pics I think I might just... I don't know what I'll do, but it will be your fault.
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It's real. It's damn real.



Will I post a picture of it? No.

It's pissing me off I can't remember the model. It's some jerkoff plywood piece of shit but it's actually cool looking. It's at my old man's place because his buddy painted it. Two humbuckers, black, weird offset double cut body, hockey stick headstock. Should get the resident guitar expert Danny Ross on the case.
 
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Meownaw said:
Damn I need pointers from her.
happy for ya Abe no bs
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You're a fucking asshole, but you could pray to God every night and never be half the asshole that this kid is capable of being.

It could also be that I love her, so when she's being an asshole it just hits me harder than when you're being an asshole because YOU'RE FUCKIN' NOTHIN'
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
You're a fucking asshole, but you could pray to God every night and never be half the asshole that this kid is capable of being.

It could also be that I love her, so when she's being an asshole it just hits me harder than when you're being an asshole because YOU'RE FUCKIN' NOTHIN'
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You're SOMETHIN'











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NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE ACTUALLY FUCKIN' NOTHIN' AT ALL. YOUR CAT'S A QUEER AND IT PROBABLY HAS A TAIL AND YOU PROBABLY FUCKIN' DO TOO
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Ghosts work on everybody, retard.
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ghosts are like telephones, you have to have a telephone to have it ring, you have to pick it up, you have to listen to the voice on the other end. I don't have a fucking (metaphorical) telephone, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , cut the chord when I learned the laws of thermodynamics in 7th grade
 
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Turk February said:
ghosts are like telephones, you have to have a telephone to have it ring, you have to pick it up, you have to listen to the voice on the other end. I don't have a fucking (metaphorical) telephone, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , cut the chord when I learned the laws of thermodynamics in 7th grade
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Tell me you don't know how anything works without telling me you don't know how anything works.
 
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Oh hey, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , I got a text message from your friend, is this really the guitar you got?
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I mean, its cool as a concept, but don't you think putting your portrait on it was a bit too much?
 
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