My back hurts

[Peckas]

I feel like if I could rig up a noose that has like a brace that goes around my jaw and chin and the base of my head and then hung myself like that, my spine would stretch out and crack all the way down and it would fix me. I'm going to build and sell gallows as a pain relief device and get rich as fuck.

Look into a little pill called Oxycodone

 

[Dog Eater]

Get a wife who’ll massage your back often enough that it never gets too sore.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Look into a little pill called Oxycodone

Pain killers make me violently sick.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Get a wife who’ll massage your back often enough that it never gets too sore.

It's beyond a massage making me feel better. My spine is all compressed and shit and I have a rib that pops in and out all the time.

I've never had a woman give me a decent massage anyways. Even when they claim they're good at it it always feels like they're just arbitrarily prodding and kneeding me with their stupid little rat claws.

 

[Dog Eater]

It's beyond a massage making me feel better. My spine is all compressed and shit and I have a rib that pops in and out all the time.

I've never had a woman give me a decent massage anyways. Even when they claim they're good at it it always feels like they're just arbitrarily prodding and kneeding me with their stupid little rat claws.

Sounds like you don’t walk enough.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sounds like you don’t walk enough.

Lol okay.

 

[Dog Eater]

I know a guy who once helped someone with back pain by literally lifting them off the ground by their head. The sore back guy said it was like a miracle and was always begging him to do it again for him but he wouldn’t because he didn’t like the guy and demanded $50 if he wanted to be lifted up by the head. Sore back guy was too cheap to pay up so they both got angry at each other. Anyway you should have walked more.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I know a guy who once helped someone with back pain by literally lifting them off the ground by their head. The sore back guy said it was like a miracle and was always begging him to do it again for him but he wouldn’t because he didn’t like the guy and demanded $50 if he wanted to be lifted up by the head. Sore back guy was too cheap to pay up so they both got angry at each other. Anyway you should have walked more.

Nigger I'm not some sedentary fat fuck, I'd say I do more walking than the average person. Also more bending, crouching, jamming myself into uncomfortable spaces, climbing, working over my head, sucking cock, etc.

 

[DMbA]

Go to a chiropractor and ask for the ring dinger. Seriously, it will change your life.

Is happy endings included

Any way get some ibuprofen, bangay and those sport back brace you are all set, cost less than 50

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is happy endings included

Any way get some ibuprofen, bangay and those sport back brace you are all set, cost less than 50

I don't think a lot of you guys have fucked up backs.

 

[Dog Eater]

working over my head

Now that shit is brutal. Have you tried just hanging for like 3 minutes from pull up bars at the gym?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Now that shit is brutal. Have you tried just hanging for like 3 minutes from pull up bars at the gym?

One time I was night fishing at a park and before I left I just dangled from the monkey bars for a while and then a bunch of high school kids caught me and I felt like a weird retard. The one was much buddy's niece.

"Abe? What the fuck are you doing?"

"Don't worry about it. What the fuck are YOU doing? DRUGS?"

"Fuck off, Abe."

"Fine, I will then."

"Don't tell anyone you saw me here."

"Don't tell anyone you saw me hanging from the monkey bars, druggie."

"Fuck off, Abe."

 

[Dog Eater]

I find kids monkey bars are too short to comfortably hang from.

Fawk now I wanna stretch my back.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I find kids monkey bars are too short to comfortably hang from.

Fawk now I wanna stretch my back.

Yeah it wasn't ideal. I had to bend my knees.

 

[DMbA]

I don't think a lot of you guys have fucked up backs.

I did but how bad is yours, get some back support shit at the very least

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Yeah it wasn't ideal. I had to bend my knees.

But then your pecka's right in line with the lil' tykes' faces.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I did but how bad is yours, get some back support shit at the very least

I fell off a cliff a few years ago and I've been fucked up ever since. My friends thought I was dead. I don't really know exactly how bad it is because I've never sought help for it. I just whine.

 

[DMbA]

I fell off a cliff a few years ago and I've been fucked up ever since. My friends thought I was dead. I don't really know exactly how bad it is because I've never sought help for it. I just whine.

Do you think you hurt your spine or it's muscle pain, get one of these at the very least

 

[Racist Google Intern]

This stretch helps when my lower back gets tight

 

[Stent]

I went to see a doctor about my back. They called in the senior doctor who examined it for about 5 seconds and said "Did you have an accident? Do you have medical insurance?"

Thanks, doc.