My back hurts

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I feel like if I could rig up a noose that has like a brace that goes around my jaw and chin and the base of my head and then hung myself like that, my spine would stretch out and crack all the way down and it would fix me. I'm going to build and sell gallows as a pain relief device and get rich as fuck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

NO ONE STEAL MY IDEA

 

[guest]

Pussy

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Dude, just use the rack.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Okay but be careful

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dude, just use the rack.

I need it to yank on my head though. And preferably very quickly. I think hanging is the way to go here.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I need it to yank on my head though. And preferably very quickly. I think hanging is the way to go here.

Well, there’s always the David Carradine way. Least you get to have a little fun.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well, there’s always the David Carradine way. Least you get to have a little fun.

A doorknob or a closet isn't going to do the trick for me. I need a high platform to drop out from under me. I will be masturbating either way.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Go to a chiropractor and ask for the ring dinger. Seriously, it will change your life.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Go to a chiropractor and ask for the ring dinger. Seriously, it will change your life.

That's exactly what I need.

 

[Brooke Shields]

That's exactly what I need.

So are you going to make your noose out of a towel cause otherwise I don't see how this is different than what you first described besides it costing a lot more money

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

You could try pullin' your head outta your ass!

 

[Stent]

I'm holding out hope for a metal Terminator spine.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My shoulder hurts. I thought this was going to be a serious thread.

 

[Stent]

My shoulder hurts. I thought this was going to be a serious thread.

Left shoulder? Heart attack. Nice knowing you.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Left shoulder? Heart attack. Nice knowing you.

Right shoulder from golfing. Nice knowing you too.

 

[Stent]

Right shoulder from golfing. Nice knowing you too.

Heresch da thing. You're jerking it on da stroke upschwing.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Heresch da thing. You're jerking it on da stroke upschwing.

He looks like he caddies at a nice course.

 

[Stent]

He looks like he caddies at a nice course.

A nice course wouldn't allow his kind on the green.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

A nice course wouldn't allow his kind on the green.

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