Mustard (the ugly duckling user) blossomed into a mighty fine poster

[David A. Calton]

The ones where I ruined two of your shitty planned bits back to back weeks.

Yeah those were alright.

 

[Mustard]

He doesnt like how I was talking down to his beau...

Funny thing is, Turk couldn't give a care if he even exists...but he wants to prove his worth to Turk by going after me, what a queer.

It's pathetic and gay. It's totally obsessive, and he's going to pretend his relationship to him is some Christly compassion for Turk or some shit when it's obviously homosexuality running his life amok. This will 100% end in divorce for him.

 

[Chive Turkey]

He used to be a lone twig but he's become a mighty faggot.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You've been seeking my attention for a while...I'm currently working on a lil "tosspotic" project, but you will be next.

Buddy you don't even know basic facts about your own cult. Don't threaten me with a good time.

 

[BUBBLER]

He feels awkward and doesn't know quite what to do when you respond to him earnestly, because he's trying to always be mean. So check this.

Without provocation, I called him a faggot the other day. We've never really interacted before, so it wasn't me trying a comeback or anything. That affects the power dynamic and gives me the control. Mustard knows this.

Choose one to have sex with

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Ever since then he's been looking for a way to get me back. Yesterday, it happened. He did this to undermine me, I think:

What are your favourite books?

Mine is The Count of Monte Cristo followed by the Neapolitan series by Elena Ferrante.

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I then decided to make things awkward with my reply. With some other guy, there would start a 'friendly' conversation about that book, where we would go back and forth discussing our impressions of it. However, I already knew it would feel wrong for him to do that, and he hasn't replied.

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Has this always been your username?

 

[DMAN]

Mustard is very funny, but I will always disagree with your assessment of CHH as unfunny. Although I see where you’re coming from.

CHH is funny when he's just chilling and laid back. It's a hang.

He does sometimes get a bit defensive and it comes off as humorless to take oneself seriously and get into deadly serious jousting... If you're debating a man who speaks in third person, you should feel silly.

 

[Mustard]

He feels awkward and doesn't know quite what to do when you respond to him earnestly, because he's trying to always be mean. So check this.

Without provocation, I called him a faggot the other day. We've never really interacted before, so it wasn't me trying a comeback or anything. That affects the power dynamic and gives me the control. Mustard knows this.

Choose one to have sex with

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Ever since then he's been looking for a way to get me back. Yesterday, it happened. He did this to undermine me, I think:

What are your favourite books?

Mine is The Count of Monte Cristo followed by the Neapolitan series by Elena Ferrante.

pfgforums.com

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I then decided to make things awkward with my reply. With some other guy, there would start a 'friendly' conversation about that book, where we would go back and forth discussing our impressions of it. However, I already knew it would feel wrong for him to do that, and he hasn't replied.

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I didn't want you to waste your time on a shitty book. I was looking out for you.