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BenDovid

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You’re the one who brags endlessly about all the expensive toys you buy because you’re 55 and childless.

It's not bragging to simply respond. When somebody says "YOU'RE HOMELESS!!" and I respond, is that bragging that I have a mansion?

It's tough having little hands. I can't imagine having to buy smaller guitars because of my small hands. That must be hard for you to deal with as a taller man than I. Do you feel any weird or bad having tiny little hands, smaller than mine? Just saying. Since you can't play standard fret guitars.

See my PFP? That's you. Playing a half-size guitar. Because of your tiny woman hands.
 

NoBacon

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It's not bragging to simply respond. When somebody says "YOU'RE HOMELESS!!" and I respond, is that bragging that I have a mansion?

It's tough having little hands. I can't imagine having to buy smaller guitars because of my small hands. That must be hard for you to deal with as a taller man than I. Do you feel any weird or bad having tiny little hands, smaller than mine? Just saying. Since you can't play standard fret guitars.

I can play them I just prefer guitar shapes which suit my hands better. How is that supposed to be embarrasing?
 

BenDovid

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I can play them I just prefer guitar shapes which suit my hands better. How is that supposed to be embarrasing?


So like, you're just defending yourself over stupid misinformation? Even though it's as dumb as guitar scale? OK. I understand.
 

NoBacon

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So like, you're just defending yourself over stupid misinformation?

It’s the entire MO of this place and always has been, lore gets attached to everybody for no reason and it sticks, I’m fat with tits despite posting photos of me with my face cropped out. You are a bartender and 60
 

BenDovid

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It’s the entire MO of this place and always has been, lore gets attached to everybody for no reason and it sticks, I’m fat with tits despite posting photos of me with my face cropped out. You are a bartender and 60

Um. Yeah no. I'm a Bellhop and 55. Dumbass fuck.
 

BenDovid

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It’s the entire MO of this place and always has been, lore gets attached to everybody for no reason and it sticks, I’m fat with tits despite posting photos of me with my face cropped out. You are a bartender and 60

Can I please hear you murdering Nirvana - School? Yes, I know, very technical.
 

BenDovid

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Beautiful Podcast! EP122 - Yikes ...
 
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