Musician Sting's shitty muscular body

[satanssockpuppet]

I've always secretly loved that song.

 

[guest]

Looks like a roasted chicken.

 

[analeggsalad]

I've always secretly loved that song.

 

[fenrir]

As goofy and shitty looking as David Lynch's Dune was, it's still way better and closer to the book than that bland horseshit with Timothcovfefe Calumet or whatever the fuck that sissy's name is.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

As goofy and shitty looking as David Lynch's Dune was, it's still way better and closer to the book than that bland horseshit with Timothcovfefe Calumet or whatever the fuck that sissy's name is.

In hindsight, asking David Lynch to direct a sprawling sci-fi epic was a really bad idea.

 

[fenrir]

In hindsight, asking David Lynch to direct a sprawling sci-fi epic was a really bad idea.

True, but not as weird an idea as asking Jodorowsky to do it:




The Incal would make a pretty good movie though.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

As goofy and shitty looking as David Lynch's Dune was, it's still way better and closer to the book than that bland horseshit with Timothcovfefe Calumet or whatever the fuck that sissy's name is.

I like that the whole romance is concluded in 15 seconds of “fuck me Paul “ and Duncan is dead in 2 scene. in the new one that Duncan faggot just wouldn’t die, it’s like ok we know he’s bad arse please just move on

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

jesus christ, how did people watch this shit. What a mindnumbing franchise

 

[guest]

I wonder what that first day was like when he decided everyone needed to start calling him Sting instead of Ned or Dave or whatever his actually name is. How do you face your friends and family with a straight face and insist you are to be referred to only as Sting?

Nice Dana Carvey bit, stupid

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[TomFromNawlins]

Call me a fag, but I like The Police and Sting’s 90s solo stuff before he started with the lute.

 

[Dennyislife]

And yet this is better shape than most

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

And yet this is better shape than most

yeah but why did he looked like this

its like rogans body why even bother when you look like a turtle

 

[Dennyislife]

yeah but why did he looked like this

its like rogans body why even bother when you look like a turtle

Keep telling yourself that fat boy

 

[Stent]

Nice Dana Carvey bit, stupid

Parallel thinking, child. I'm now going to write a script for Master Of Disguise in space.