Movies you thought were good then found out were gay

[LingerLonger]

Or the Sharon Stone scenes in "Casino", which are LOL hilarious.

Casino has a million hilarious moments:

- Shooting a guy over a hero sandwich in his pocket. Then planting a gun on him.
- The bar shooting where the waitress comes in on her off day and gets shot is presented in a joking way.
- "Exit him head first into the door". "You called my friend a faggot?".
- "Hit me.......take this and pound it in your ass.....hit me again".
- When they debate whacking Andy and everyone says "he is a Marine....he'll never rat". Then one guy just shrugs and says "why take a chance?"
- The entire wiretap in the grocery store. "Ma! Fuck....ma sorry my language ma!".
- The Sam Rothstein Dancers!!!
- Pesci beating the diamonds out of his wife's hair.
- The FBI crashing their plane on the golf course and everyone hitting balls at it.
- "From now on.....you count every single blueberry in each muffin". "Do you know how long that's going to take??".
- Pesci talking to the tall model and then getting her into the car for a blowjob. "You gotta pound that milkfed veal".
- The ending narration where Pesci is all happy then a bat whacks him in the side. "Things were going gr....AAAHHA!".

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The 70s were the last years of movies with substance. Don’t get me wrong, there are still a good number of movies released after the 70s, but the 80s were really when trashy movies meant to entertain rubes started becoming commonplace. Even then, those movies still had some levels of morals and substance to them, but over time it degenerated into the complete garbage we see today.

The 80s: when Joomers started running Hollywood -- into the ground.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The Matrix is one for me. Complete hack movie. Stolen ideas from Total Recall, Dark City, many others. Keanu can’t act. Basic bitch philosophy. Best part is Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith.

300 is awful and I thought it was cool when I was 16 or whatever.

Poltergeist sucks. Any Spielberg movie that features kids heavily is pretty much awful. Every kid in almost every one of his movies is annoying as fuck.

Scarface. Bloated garbage.

Boondock Saints. I don’t hate it at all but it’s custom made for teen douchebags. It’s nothing special.

Also jewberg just wanted to molest them. The kids in poltergeist were traumatized and the (((studio))) managed to negotiate it from an R rating to G

Automagicly

 

[Wild]

Saving Pvt. Ryan is a good choice.
Sev7n too.
I'm so glad that Return of the Jedi was posted too

I'm gonna say for my picks:
Avatar (Does NOT deserve to be jerked off as much as it has been. It's pocahontas in fucking space with not that amazing CGI as everybody keeps saying.)
Crash (Granted, I thought it was good when I was like 10, but still.)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Even for a teen comedy, this shit sucks ass.)
Pirates of the Caribbean 3 (First two were good, but everybody keeps including this as a good entry in the series. It was dogshit, even after watching "The Sparrow Cut" fan-edit version)
Lost in Translation (Le funny caricature bugmen prance and fidget around the sexual tension bubble of grandpa Bill Murray and boring, indecisive bitch Scarlet Johansson.)

 

[Cakehorn's Shitty Sink]

johnnycomelately's brain overloading with "you guys hate everything" takes

 

[aRTie02150]

Casino has a million hilarious moments:

- Shooting a guy over a hero sandwich in his pocket. Then planting a gun on him.
- The bar shooting where the waitress comes in on her off day and gets shot is presented in a joking way.
- "Exit him head first into the door". "You called my friend a faggot?".
- "Hit me.......take this and pound it in your ass.....hit me again".
- When they debate whacking Andy and everyone says "he is a Marine....he'll never rat". Then one guy just shrugs and says "why take a chance?"
- The entire wiretap in the grocery store. "Ma! Fuck....ma sorry my language ma!".
- The Sam Rothstein Dancers!!!
- Pesci beating the diamonds out of his wife's hair.
- The FBI crashing their plane on the golf course and everyone hitting balls at it.
- "From now on.....you count every single blueberry in each muffin". "Do you know how long that's going to take??".
- Pesci talking to the tall model and then getting her into the car for a blowjob. "You gotta pound that milkfed veal".
- The ending narration where Pesci is all happy then a bat whacks him in the side. "Things were going gr....AAAHHA!".

The conversation between Sam and Nicky after Sam had that big cowboy kicked out of the casino.

"He told me to go fuck myself... and then he called me a faggot."

"Whaaaaat?”

*Covers phone*

"You called my friend a faggot and told him to go fuck himself?"

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Lost in Translation (Le funny caricature bugmen prance and fidget around the sexual tension bubble of grandpa Bill Murray and boring, indecisive bitch Scarlet Johansson.)

THANK YOU! I never liked this one, but everyone was sucking it off so hard and I couldn't fathom why. Some of the shots are nice, but there's nothing but that to recommend it.
Sideways, too. Inane boomer tripe.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Yea, Lost in Translation sucked balled, and Bill is shit.

Not getting the hate for Poltergeist thou?

 

[DMAN]

80s movies are the hardest to relate to. It's like they went out of their way to make everything as dramatic, unbelievable, and unrelatable as possible. And of course everything always falls into place perfectly. Someone will say "meet me at the bar on Saturday night!!!" and of course they know exactly which bar and what time without vocalizing that information. Just childish, one dimensional fucking garbage.

Just recently watched the movie Society (1989) had a cool concept that could have been interesting but they just had to cheese it up.

 

[bantadant]

At least hopefully Bill Murray sexually assaulted Scarlet Johansson on set.

And agree that Ferris Bueller is a shit movie. Only redeeming thing about it is that the principal turned out to be a chomo in real life

 

[not that Jack Horner]

this is a great thread idea

 

[Dog Eater]

Assorted movies I used to like:
The original Star Wars trilogy. It was cool as a kid which is fine but adults shouldn’t care about Star Wars.
Avatar - I liked it when I first saw it but after I got home and thought about how stupid it was I never watched it again.

Assorted movies I would happily watch again:
Most of the Marx Brothers films.
Heat
The Big Lebowski (only good cohen brothers film)
The Blues Brothers
Annihilation (AKA Natalie Portman fucks a nigger.)

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Scarface is too cartoonish and childish for me to enjoy...

The Scarface PS2 game really brought it back to life for me. You could actually call for a car and have it delivered. Lemmy sold you guns. It really showed me how a greedy gay Jews at Rockstar Games were bound to fail. 15 years later and you barely have a functional mechanic in GTA Online and none of those features have ever appeared in GTA single player. Firing a shotgun out of a convertible? Grenade launcher, too? Yeah, Cockstar can't even do that on a PS5.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Another vote for the Pest. I saw that shit when I was around 10 and loved it. Fast forward 15 years later I see the dvd in one of those 5 buck bins. I loaned it to my best buddy and he gave it back saying it was a horrible piece of shit.

Sure enough I watched for myself and it fucking stunk. I was ashamed then and I’m ashamed now.

 

[LingerLonger]

Heat

Heat is one of those cops versus robbers movies where the cops and robbers are competing to see who can make the most retarded and insane moves before the other group can screw everything up. It is like the exact opposite of The Wire where the cops and drug dealers are always changing their patterns and plans of attack to throw the other group off. And hardly anyone ever fires a gun.

Like the beginning of Heat the main characters freak out and try to kill one of their own because he shot a bunch of security guards. Yet the same team of idiots bring automatic weapons to their next robbery and turn it into a gigantic shootout where probably dozens of civilians and cops die. It was like they forgot how to rob banks without causing a huge scene. And the cops know that these guys are trigger happy idiots yet approach them on foot with shotguns and pistols. Very stupid. Yes let's go against a team of armed serial killers with automatic weapons in a crowded shopping plaza with nothing but standard cop gear.

The cops in The Departed and Reservoir Dogs are just as retarded.

 

[guest]

80s movies are the hardest to relate to. It's like they went out of their way to make everything as dramatic, unbelievable, and unrelatable as possible. And of course everything always falls into place perfectly. Someone will say "meet me at the bar on Saturday night!!!" and of course they know exactly which bar and what time without vocalizing that information. Just childish, one dimensional fucking garbage.

Just recently watched the movie Society (1989) had a cool concept that could have been interesting but they just had to cheese it up.

they're also all full of complete shit soundtracks with stupid synthesizer music that takes you right out of it. I'm not a movie guy but there must be some reason why so many movies back then didn't license real music like they do now but instead cheaply created the whole sountrack for every movie themselves.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

they're also all full of complete shit soundtracks with stupid synthesizer music that takes you right out of it. I'm not a movie guy but there must be some reason why so many movies back then didn't license real music like they do now but instead cheaply created the whole sountrack for every movie themselves.

that shit wasnt cheap

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

stupid synthesizer music that takes you right out of it.

John Horner is the man's name. Nice steel drums, stupid.

 

[DMAN]

they're also all full of complete shit soundtracks with stupid synthesizer music that takes you right out of it. I'm not a movie guy but there must be some reason why so many movies back then didn't license real music like they do now but instead cheaply created the whole sountrack for every movie themselves.

Brain-dead self unaware 80's movie directors and actors. The acting in the 80s was always atrocious, back in those days, they used to allow really ugly people to star in movies as the main characters. Like grown men that are bald like Larry David or Paul Giamatti.

They wanted everything to be so 'futuristic' in the 80s, yet they never had the foresight to make anything but tone deaf period pieces. Figure out how to make MIDI not sound like shit before you start worrying about what US FUTURE people will be doing. It's the arrogance of those puffy poofy haired 80's faggots thinking "technology will NEVER get any better than this."

I do love that kinda music when I want to listen to it by choice. It's the novelty, you kinda laugh at them while you enjoy it. Like football or rap music.