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Movies nobody has ever referenced since they were released

Uncle Floyd

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The sexy, older Crash based on the JG Ballard book, with James Spader & Elias Koteas in a sado-gay relationship.

Everyone only talks about the other, worse and unrelated film that came later and won some award. I think of those 70s Show kids was in it.



Actually most of James Spader's filmography has been forgotten or condemned to obscurity now, except Stargate and Pretty In Pink, which are remembered for other people or reasons than him. It seems like he just did too many weird, creepy or erotic movies for people to stomach.
Cronenburg's Naked Lunch is another one nobody thinks of. Not sure if even the people who know the book know that there was a movie made.
 

Professor Rape

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Just thought of a great one

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I have never met a single person who has seen this. Excellent choice.

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Seriously? I was the exact right age to be a mark for movies like this and everyone loved Road Trip so everyone my age saw it. I remember saying "YOU LOOKIN' AT MY JANET?" to people like Eddie Griffin.
 

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I have never met a single person who has seen this. Excellent choice.

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Dunno if true, googled the movie and found a pretty amusing anecdote on the everybody loves raymond subreddit:

Fun story: I was working in the mail room at William Morris Talent Agency a year after this movie came out. Ray Romano was visiting his agent. As I walked in to drop off the mail, Ray was asking his agent why he’s not getting roles. The agent’s response: “What am I going to do, show them Welcome to Mooseport?”
 

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There's one called something like GKex about aliens. Never saw it or met a person who has. It was heavily advertised though.
 
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