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Movie scenes that give you douche chills

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I was watching Saving Private Ryan yesterday to kill some time...and I just cant.


Literal cock suckers and pdfs playing cowboy and injuns and i was literally laughing AT them. The spell of the square box completely gone.
When the guy was screaming "mommy!" with his guts hanging out

I was like "is it? you little performing queer". Remember when people used to applaud this shit? Lying at a superlative level I mean. which is what acting is. The future is in unscripted IRL livestream shit/
 
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You've got to give it to Andy Garcia. The guy is a turkey neck and, going on the bedroom scene in GF3, monkey-level hairy and he still managed to convince Hollywood for a good decade that he was some kind of sex symbol.

TTDIDWYD was one of a slew of Tarantino imitations that came out in the 90s and still wasn't the worst of them.
 

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I was watching Saving Private Ryan yesterday to kill some time...and I just cant.


Literal cock suckers and pdfs playing cowboy and injuns and i was literally laughing AT them. The spell of the square box completely gone.
When the guy was screaming "mommy!" with his guts hanging out

I was like "is it? you little performing queer". Remember when people used to applaud this shit? Lying at a superlative level I mean. which is what acting is. The future is in unscripted IRL livestream shit/
The gut guy is hilarious it's clearly some props laying on his belly, at least tell him to suck his guts in
 

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The gut guy is hilarious it's clearly some props laying on his belly, at least tell him to suck his guts in
Almost every single war comedy or parody has a scene where a guy gets his guts blown out and tries to put them back into his stomach. That scene is one of the most unintentionally hilarious scenes in a movie. I love all the faggots claiming that it was the "most realistic war movie" of all time. When it was nothing more than a retarded jewish fantasy.
 

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Almost every single war comedy or parody has a scene where a guy gets his guts blown out and tries to put them back into his stomach. That scene is one of the most unintentionally hilarious scenes in a movie. I love all the faggots claiming that it was the "most realistic war movie" of all time. When it was nothing more than a retarded jewish fantasy.
Typical Steven Spielberg slob shit, it's almost as funny as casino doll, at least tell him to line his dumb head up with the doll as much as possible

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Beaten up guy in handcuffs smokes a cigarette, because that's totally cool and badass!
Patrick-tier writing

Did he just pull out a can of tuna and a can opener?! What is going on?!!!!!! Aww, it's for the little kitty hidden inside his jacket! What an adorable and hilarious turn of events!
LolZor EPICALLY rAnDoM faggotry

"Who the fuck are you?" said dismissively, unimpressed with the obvious killing machine in front of her. BAHAHAHA she said the thing! Swear words are funny! Look, the other guy has a quizzical look on his face! BAHAHAHA
'Humor' reserved for child-brained adults who giggle at Marvel movie quips
 
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Any bartender scene in a movie is usually this type of cringe

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what a horrible accent, how is this twink famous..
the writer is a redditor who think this bartender is going to come off as charismatic, the local cool guy, "oooh daddy's money", trying to play off the socio economic blue collar guy vs rich girl dynamic like good will hunting...
when he's just a faggot. in real life that's troy quan.

I wanted to smash my phone on the floor

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the writer literally did a reddit AMA. hahaha holeeeeeee shit!

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Beaten up guy in handcuffs smokes a cigarette, because that's totally cool and badass!
Patrick-tier writing

Did he just pull out a can of tuna and a can opener?! What is going on?!!!!!! Aww, it's for the little kitty hidden inside his jacket! What an adorable and hilarious turn of events!
LolZor EPICALLY rAnDoM faggotry

"Who the fuck are you?" said dismissively, unimpressed with the obvious killing machine in front of her. BAHAHAHA she said the thing! Swear words are funny! Look, the other guy has a quizzical look on his face! BAHAHAHA
'Humor' reserved for child-brained adults who giggle at Marvel movie quips

Despite his politics, there will be no Bob Odenkirk slander. Nigga had to wait like 25+ years to get some level of fame. He paid his dues.
 

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It's not your fault scene in Good Will Hunting is overrated garbage. Robin Williams in fact is overrated garbage, overacting faggot with his stupid crutch fast talking voice.

Adam Sandler knows he's a punching bag. Nice killing yourself while being insanely successful and rich, stupid. Ben Affleck was the best part of that movie
 

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Despite his politics, there will be no Bob Odenkirk slander. Nigga had to wait like 25+ years to get some level of fame. He paid his dues.
I remember people said that during that movies theater run they would interrupt the film and play a clip of David cross calling people dumb cunts for going to the films in the middle of a fawking pandemic, fucking gay shit
 
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