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Post what you think is the most fart huffing thing Rick's ever said. For me, this takes the cake.
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Most pretentious thing Pat has ever said?
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The dumb Harry Potter and Hunger games tweet. "Get them children, leave no-one standing."
Don't have it on hand, but it takes the cake.
Also when he wrote about his divorce on his blog, this specific quote:
"She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me. It was a lie, of course. A lie she told to me, but more importantly to herself. A lie she continues to tell herself to this day."
The woman left him, taking their unborn child with her. Married another man, had children with him. Yet our deluded piglet is so pretentious that he writes about how Ade is still lying to herself, even to this day.
Dumb fat cunt.
Don't have it on hand, but it takes the cake.
Also when he wrote about his divorce on his blog, this specific quote:
"She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me. It was a lie, of course. A lie she told to me, but more importantly to herself. A lie she continues to tell herself to this day."
The woman left him, taking their unborn child with her. Married another man, had children with him. Yet our deluded piglet is so pretentious that he writes about how Ade is still lying to herself, even to this day.
Dumb fat cunt.
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I've sat quietly among the ghosts, listening to their echoes.
Hollowed halls.
His "client" was in WW2? He's still doing insurance for 104 year olds isn't he?
There's a lot to unpack here... hes fat.
Hollowed halls.
His "client" was in WW2? He's still doing insurance for 104 year olds isn't he?
There's a lot to unpack here... hes fat.
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You'd think if Rick had all these great first hand stories and was all-in wit da WWII that he'd write books about that instead of the gay fawkin space shit.
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I bet you he farted multiple times while he was at Dachau. Disrespectful fatass.
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“I am the expert, child. Not because of anything I did, I just asked the guys that did it for real and then I tweet about it”
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That is the most comically bad promo I've ever seen. Todd is the Pat of morning radio.
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Claimed he would do things never done on radio before. Did a 1994 style radio show
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What's funny about that one to me is it's basically a rip-off of a Tyler Durden speech from Fight Club, which Pat has shit on numerous times.
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Let’s pretend Pat is not lying or embellishing anything in his post. Let’s compare what some of his family did in their lives:
Grandpa Tomlinson: An electrician who worked on the Manhattan Project.
Great uncle Tomlinson: A Waco glider pilot on D-Day
Father Tommy Tomlinson: Master electrician, rodeo clown, bull rider, NRA instructor, master leather smith and whatever else he claims to be
Mama Raven: A child psychologist, assuming she got a PhD so she can be called Dr Raven
Then there’s
Pat Tomlinson:
Failed husband
Failed father
Failed author
Failed at life
Failed at losing weight
Lost a lawsuit
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"I'm trying to keep our Nazi's stuck in the 1930's." If I'm a Nazi I'm rooting for Pat to succeed because it was nothing but good times for them in the 30's. Fucking idiot types that whole spiel out just to flub the ending.
And what were those echoes you heard at Dachau? (Scott Shannon voice) "I got lice on my head."
And what were those echoes you heard at Dachau? (Scott Shannon voice) "I got lice on my head."
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Nostrahamus ovah here
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He's legitimately retarded.
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Tyler Burden
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As someone who cleared six figures last year, I don't understand how people could vote against their own interest.
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Every single thing that oinks from his yellow toothed snout.
He is an 'actual tough guy'
He forgets more about guns than most experts know.
He has dual wielded pistols since a kid
That he had an 'armoury' as a kid
That he is able to bench 250lbs
That he is trained in krav maga and akido and is a fit, tough, hard fighter
That he easily finishes marathons
That Ade lied to herself and never wanted to leave him.
That he was tricked out of Annabelle
That he is a total petrol/gear head and knows everything about a mechanic
That he is a successful author who sells hundreds of thousands of copies
That he never lost the case against Quasi, he never withdrew it
That he doesn't owe quasi money
That he is a total pussy magnet
That the stalkers don't bother him
That he is always winning against the stalkers
That he knows better than UN, NATO and the like regarding Ukraine
That he is a valued political pundit who can see through all of the Trump regime and could totally sort the country out...
That he isn't a cowardly faggot
That shooting Nerf darts at the TV isnt pathetic.
That he has never uttered a death threat to anyone
That he isn't fat, despite the evidence
That he is the same weight as 5 years ago
That he never lies
That he doesn't associate with convicted paedos
That Ade desperately wants him back
That Nikki is happy in her marriage and never would look at another man... Or woman
That he gets propositioned all the time by hot chicks
That at conventions there are lines and lines of fans for him
That he knows more about coaching sports than the professional coaches
That he can point and anyone is arrested
That he is able to work the door and nobody without a vaccine just scuttles away because he is in charge
That he just gives people a look and they run away
That he smashes nazis heads into walls
That he has stepped into arguments and aggressors have ran off
That he would escort hundreds of people to the polls single handedly and nobody would dare mess with him
That people are envious of him
That people look up to him
That he has fans who are waiting desperately for his next book
That he knows more about any and every subject you do...
BUT the most fucking disgusting thing and pretentious thing to me... The dedication in his book
' For Annabelle, so that she, one day too, will find her way home'
What a snivelling, greasy fucking lying pig. I really, really am glad all his lies and bullshit is being recorded so Jon's daughter Annabelle can see how much of a scumbag Fatrick is when he inevitably comes snuffling and oinking around her when she's 18.
He is an 'actual tough guy'
He forgets more about guns than most experts know.
He has dual wielded pistols since a kid
That he had an 'armoury' as a kid
That he is able to bench 250lbs
That he is trained in krav maga and akido and is a fit, tough, hard fighter
That he easily finishes marathons
That Ade lied to herself and never wanted to leave him.
That he was tricked out of Annabelle
That he is a total petrol/gear head and knows everything about a mechanic
That he is a successful author who sells hundreds of thousands of copies
That he never lost the case against Quasi, he never withdrew it
That he doesn't owe quasi money
That he is a total pussy magnet
That the stalkers don't bother him
That he is always winning against the stalkers
That he knows better than UN, NATO and the like regarding Ukraine
That he is a valued political pundit who can see through all of the Trump regime and could totally sort the country out...
That he isn't a cowardly faggot
That shooting Nerf darts at the TV isnt pathetic.
That he has never uttered a death threat to anyone
That he isn't fat, despite the evidence
That he is the same weight as 5 years ago
That he never lies
That he doesn't associate with convicted paedos
That Ade desperately wants him back
That Nikki is happy in her marriage and never would look at another man... Or woman
That he gets propositioned all the time by hot chicks
That at conventions there are lines and lines of fans for him
That he knows more about coaching sports than the professional coaches
That he can point and anyone is arrested
That he is able to work the door and nobody without a vaccine just scuttles away because he is in charge
That he just gives people a look and they run away
That he smashes nazis heads into walls
That he has stepped into arguments and aggressors have ran off
That he would escort hundreds of people to the polls single handedly and nobody would dare mess with him
That people are envious of him
That people look up to him
That he has fans who are waiting desperately for his next book
That he knows more about any and every subject you do...
BUT the most fucking disgusting thing and pretentious thing to me... The dedication in his book
' For Annabelle, so that she, one day too, will find her way home'
What a snivelling, greasy fucking lying pig. I really, really am glad all his lies and bullshit is being recorded so Jon's daughter Annabelle can see how much of a scumbag Fatrick is when he inevitably comes snuffling and oinking around her when she's 18.