Most embarrasing thing you did during sex

[Treat Yourself]

While shooting a load on her tummy I farted for a good 8 or 10 seconds straight. Spent the next 5 minutes laughing my balls off. She wasn't amused. I guess most people would be mortified but it was one of the happiest moments of my life.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Stop saying “nigga”, you’re white.

It’s embarrassing. Knock it off.

 

[EraGodless]

Fell asleep

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

I was edging against her ass for an hour in the morning as she was asleep, she woke up, rolled over, I got on top, put it in, thrust, and came in literally one pump in the condom
Luckily it was a one night stand so I said i had to use the bathroom really quick, then said actually i dont feel so good, left, never saw her again.
She was a plain jane chubby 6. Unironically

Shut up you stupid nigger, nobody cares. You were probably the plain Jon chubby 6 that got jizzed in, you filthy kike.

 

[Dennyislife]

First time I had sex with someone I said

"I love you"

What a idiot.

 

[guest]

Shut up you stupid nigger, nobody cares. You were probably the plain Jon chubby 6 that got jizzed in, you filthy kike.

Keep seething.
What an embarrassing thing to write lmao.
Ps, nobody likes reading your long winded stories. Theyre turrible

 

[Africa.com]

Ate some Italian Cheese Gardettos earlier in the night. Later I was fucking my gf at the time, missionary and the smell of the gardettos was emanating from my asshole. I didn't fart or anything, the chemical cheese flavoring just kinda fell out of me. And hung in the air. I'll probably think of something more embarassing later tbh

 

[Africa.com]

One said "I'm gonna cum" I didn't catch what she said so I was like "What?" and she was like "...I said 'I'm cumming'." She was obviously annoyed. Did end up making her cum though. I feel like that's probably not an uncommon story.

I also involuntarily make a really stupid face when I'm fucking.

Dumb face thing... had a chick tell me she thought I looked like I was having a stroke when we fucked cowgirl.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I asked if checks were okay.

 

[Imager]

I asked if checks were okay.

I answered a Craigslist ad where a woman said that an hour would cost 200 roses.

So I brought 200 roses with me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dumb face thing... had a chick tell me she thought I looked like I was having a stroke when we fucked cowgirl.

That's probably the same face I do. My jaw cocks down and to the side.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Like the second time I ever had sex I tried putting it in doggystyle and I couldnt put it in. Instead of giving me a hand she just let me jam it around for like 2 minutes, it was cruel

 

[aRTie02150]

Some girl at a club was constantly giving me a pantsjob and after an hour when we finally found a place to go I came the moment my dick was released.

It's her damn fault for messing with it the whole night.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Keep seething.
What an embarrassing thing to write lmao.
Ps, nobody likes reading your long winded stories. Theyre turrible

What's embarrassing about calling out the kike usery ways of a nigger dick cucking faggotster such as your bitch made self?!

"And water as wet" Now, that shit is embarrassing especially since you tried to use it as a no shit Sherlock moment. Fucking

Keep replying, Kikester. I'll gladly play kick the Jewish can down Auschwitz street anytime!
Oy Vey, don't paint a star of David on my window with Der Juden and a backwards 6 so everyone knows where the whorehouse den of filthy black death rats conspire!

Muh Kristallnacht!