Most embarrasing thing you did during sex

[Honeycomb Hideout]

One time this girl was riding me like crazy really fawwkin going going for it. I can barelt hold on!

Rides over we get up off her white sheets....skidmarks like you wouldnt believe. Nasty! She washed them off and dated me for a while after anyway. Trooper.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Pushed back

 

[StlakerFatti]

Once i invited too many women over, some being told there are other women, some not. Got them all to stay and get along. Started fucking one, more were joining in. of the 7 women that visited, 5 were fucking. Wasn't able to get it up after the 3rd girl especially as i came multiple times, should have mixed it up in between. A great source of embarrassment, genuinely.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I said “I love you” while crying

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Trooper.

WWAWD Trooper? Smoked a joint with their horn player on a job site in Nanaimo once. Good guy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One said "I'm gonna cum" I didn't catch what she said so I was like "What?" and she was like "...I said 'I'm cumming'." She was obviously annoyed. Did end up making her cum though. I feel like that's probably not an uncommon story.

I also involuntarily make a really stupid face when I'm fucking.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Did end up making her cum though.

You made a girl cum Abe? What a fag!

I thought you were cool Abester. Taking my signed poster of Good Burger down right now.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

The words "monster rain" ran through my mind and then I decided to become a priest.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Saying “I love you.”
Edit: of course someone already made this joke.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I don’t think I’ve ever made a bitch cum.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Car crash me some more, stupid.

 

[guest]

I don’t think I’ve ever made a bitch cum.

You really saying these pictures are deceitful?
I thought bitches cum just hearing calvins rhymes

Edit: i can see you’re truly not bothered.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You really saying these pictures are deceitful?
I thought bitches cum just hearing calvins rhymes
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What a handsome ass white dude.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

200k views? Good one. Edit: 238k lol.

 

[guest]

I was edging against her ass for an hour in the morning as she was asleep, she woke up, rolled over, I got on top, put it in, thrust, and came in literally one pump in the condom
Luckily it was a one night stand so I said i had to use the bathroom really quick, then said actually i dont feel so good, left, never saw her again.
She was a plain jane chubby 6. Unironically

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was edging against her ass for an hour in the morning as she was asleep, she woke up, rolled over, I got on top, put it in, thrust, and came in literally one pump in the condom
Luckily it was a one night stand so I said i had to use the bathroom really quick, then said actually i dont feel so good, left, never saw her again

This guy really tells it like it is! His flair even says so!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why are niggas so obsessed with me?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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Why are niggas so obsessed with me?

Stop saying “nigga”, you’re white.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Stop saying “nigga”, you’re white.

It's spelled nigger and we don't use racist, sexist or ableist language on this forum, funster

 

[CQ Beans]

After work drink get together. These two white kids from the suburb version of the hood are renting a place between my job site and my parent’s house like literally 10 upstate blocks from each other.

I couldn’t stand loud entitled customers so I worked with the the Central Americans in the kitchen. I make this white Spanish speaking girl salsa Fresca before closing and she’s like let’s go to [insert friend’s name] house. Nice tight little body. You know the lithe curvature type. Big smile cutie.

We have a couple mixed drinks from my friend’s counter and she’s just straight up like ‘c’mon into the other room. There’s some other couples I guess you could say not fucking but about to more or less. ‘Pull your pants down’ Nineteen year old CQ: OK.

She starts stroking my cock. Again I’m a teenager and I’m kind of embarrassed. I actually blurt something to the effect of I hope the girl I like doesn’t hear about this. She doesn’t actually stop but goes,’ Oh ok’ Continues to get my cock hard.

I for some reason pull my pants up because I’m some kind of belated gentleman and go I have to go. The chick blowing just goes ‘what?’ and off I went. My stupid crush didn’t give a rat’s ass either way. She was fucking a co worker of mine and wouldn’t have noticed either way.