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Sure Joe....
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More 'Tales' from the sea
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Just how Layla wants to spend her teen years, boarded up in a tiny room on a boat with geriatrics.
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Why wouldn't he have even asked about this upon signing the contract?
Never change, Joe.
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She'd have a train ran on her at every port.
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1. This trip looked like it sucked fucking cock for an old man who does nothing all day anyways. I can't even imagine how fucking suicidally bored a 16 year old would be stuck on that thing for 4 months. You know, people who want to have fun and freedom. Even if she could do all the activities on the boat whenever she wanted there's no way a kid would want to do that shit for more than a week.
2. What the fuck is he even talking about? I don't get it. Is he saying if he PAYS for a solo cabin (for him and his girlfriend and kid?) he gets the same privileges as the officers? So he basically wants to work for free so he can take his family on a free way-too-long cruise while he neglects his entire home life, defaults on bills and his house gets robbed?
3. You are well into your retirement years, retard.
2. What the fuck is he even talking about? I don't get it. Is he saying if he PAYS for a solo cabin (for him and his girlfriend and kid?) he gets the same privileges as the officers? So he basically wants to work for free so he can take his family on a free way-too-long cruise while he neglects his entire home life, defaults on bills and his house gets robbed?
3. You are well into your retirement years, retard.
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He probably expected it to be COMP'D!
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This guy has been shitting logic into Joe's mouth from the get-go about this cruise lol.
He's right. He won't have a full day for excursions. Carol and Layler will. And they'll spend money on them. Joe has to stick close to the ship so he doesn't just blow off his job. And Joe has no self control, so he'd hear about some fun plan that Carol and Layler made, want to join and just no-show for work.
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Exactly, I’ll have my “40 years” at 54 meaning I’ll receive max SS benefits when I retire, so between that, my pension, and 401k I’ll be retired by 54/55 no problem…This turkey has to continue working into his 70’s for a decent government check because he sat around doing nothing in his youth. What a backwards idiot.
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Also, it's like he's totally forgotten about the fucking massive phone bill. Does he think his 16 year old kid won't be using any fucking roaming data on a 4 month trip? God dammit he doesn't think before he says shit.
His disregard for his daughter's feelings is hilariously shitty too. If you'd have asked me at 16 if I wanted to spend all my time stuck on a boat for a summer or if I'd rather spend my free time hanging out with my friends I know which I'd pick.
His disregard for his daughter's feelings is hilariously shitty too. If you'd have asked me at 16 if I wanted to spend all my time stuck on a boat for a summer or if I'd rather spend my free time hanging out with my friends I know which I'd pick.
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As much as I despise Dennis 'poker playing anthony cumia fan since day one' Farell ...he's right.
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I almost half assed like the fucking loser now just because he's been raining on Joe's parade every step of the way.
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Really hope Joe gets the ship shits
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i love when Dennis shits on Moo. You know the old cow fucking hates it
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Its only a "solo cabin" because he cried about getting a bunk mate. Thats a two person cabin.
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I’m sure Layla can think of nothing better than having to take a shower two feet away from her parents’ bed, or her father taking a giant shit two feet away from her bed.
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You underestimate what Joe can do with a few 'borrowed' place mats, bath towels, a woman's parka, and his trusty duct tape.
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LOL "officer". Joe is not on the same level as the guys who steer the ship. He's a hired hand, employed to play background music in sparsely-populated lounges. He's still trying to pretend he's a VIP, and not "the help".
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I think you underestimate Joe’s ability to distort reality. He peeled potatoes for 6 months and claims to have jumped behind enemy lines as a regular 82nd airborne. This is a normal leap for the cow. Fucking MORON LIBTARDS LIKE YOU wouldn’t understand HARD WORK and DETERMINATION!!!
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It doesn't even make sense. Why would they give Joe a valuable cabin for three people and feed his entire family for five bucks a day? And the same "privileges" as the captain? So if Joe paid for a cabin upgrade, he could just stroll around anywhere on the ship at his leisure? "Oh, here I am in the engine room. I ride a motorcycle, so I understand this stuff". I suspect Joe has been looped on Swedish dentist pain meds and pilfered booze, and is barely hanging on to his sanity by a thread.